heffa

adj. slang for someone who has done something crazy or unexplainable. Mainly used to describe females and gay men.

"That crazy heffa done took my jacket." or "That heffa made me late by driving so slow."

by Marpessa Jenkins February 19, 2008

hefany

A large woman who is loose in the loins . Large like a cow . A heffer. Who will sleep with anyone . A heffer who does anyone . A fat slut . Probably a good chance of catching a STD from her .

My Bro banged that hefany right there & he caught crabs . Stay away from that slut !

by onesexyfarmboy September 16, 2016

heff

(v) to masturbate and then shower, but tell your friends you are only showering. Thus making them assume that every time you shower it is after you masturbate.

Joe: Yo bro you wanna meet up tonight?
John: Yeah im at home and im gonna heff quickly before i come meet you.

by Craiff December 17, 2008

Hefty Fromage

A brotherhood a herd a flock, a drove, a pack, a group, a collection, a fold, a comradeship, a fellowship, brotherliness, fraternalism, kinship; companionship, camaraderie, friendship, amity, rapport; esprit de corps. We do not forgive We do not forget we are HEFTY FROMAGE expect us.

look its hefty formage i wish we're a hefty fromage!

by BD Wang V2.0 June 19, 2016

hefferexia

A person with a normal BMI, who will at random consume an obese amount of food and calories at one sitting without gaining weight or using an improper digestion technique.

My hefferexia is going into full drive today. Prior to noon I ate 2 brownies, a donut, ice cream, a beef and fries from Portillos and all I can think about right now is a peppermint patty.

by Baybalu September 1, 2011

Heffer Hopper

Somebody that has loads of sex with fat girls.

"Dude, did you see Dan's new fuck buddy?"
"Yeah, he's such a heffer hopper!"

by Susan Strong September 29, 2012

Heffaleupagus

A mammoth-sized, very large, ugly female that conducts herself in a "ratchet" manner, oblivious, not very bright, usually eats everything in sight, and does the dumbest shit that is hilarious to everyone else.

"Look at that sloppy ass Heffaleupagus running through the club like shes the shit."
"Damn! I just saw a Heffaleupagus eat two racks of ribs!"

by Noo-Cow March 5, 2015