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Kingdom Hearts 2

Examples of Kingdom Hearts 2 parodies:

"I can fly-y-y-y (chorus in background) ((as Xemnas opens the Final Door))" -lol, Kingdom Hearts (YouTube)

"((Struggle battles clips with fat guy, Axel and some other guy)) -My name is Thurgood

-Hi, Thurgood!

-Hi, I'm here today because I'm addicted, to marijuana.

-*aww*

-You in here, said marijuana?? Marijuana, man this some bullshit!

-Marijuana is not a drug, I used to suck dick for coke.

-I' seen 'em!

-Now that's an addiction man! You ever suck some dick for marijuana?? ((Axel brandishes his spinny things whatever the hell they are))

-Uh...

-Mmm, no. I can't say I have.

-I didn't think so." -Kingdom Hearts 2 WTF

"((Shakira's 'Hips Don't Lie' plays synchornized with Ursula clips))" -Kingdom Hearts 2 WTF: The Sequel

"(('I Like to Move It' plays synchornized with various Axel and Saïx clips))" -kingdom hearts on crack 12 parody ~The Classics~
by Sid Barrett July 23, 2007
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Kingdom Hearts 3

A game that many Kingdom Hearts fans have been waiting for ever since the release of Kingdom Hearts 2 in late 2005. Ever since, there has been nothing but spin off games, prequels, sequel prequels, HD Remakes, and right before Kingdom Hearts 3 prequels.

Finally in 2017, Square Enix gets off of their lazy asses to give the fans a release date in 2018. The wait should better be worth it! It's been past ten years since the second game came out after all...
by Tom Nook the Crook August 18, 2017
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Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Released in 1967 this is The Beatles eighth studio album. It is possibly the most overrated record ever made. Not as good as Magical Mystery Tour released later the same year and not as important (or as good) as Revolver released a year earlier.

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band is a very good record none the less, maybe even great, but it aint Mozart.

Usually name checked by people who know little about music and even less about The Beatles.
John:"Let's go back to the flat and listen to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band."

Paul: "Let's go back to the flat but let's listen to Revolver"
by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009
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Queen of Hearts

"I was all in dat hoe's Queen of Hearts, last night"
by Kreg Keagy September 2, 2007
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Jack of Hearts

A renaissance man, a person well versed in many ways of the world, especially that of the human condition and ways of the heart.

Derived from a character in Lily, Rosemary, and the Jack of Hearts (by Bob Dylan)
see: - Jack of all trades and Hearted.
He's wise beyond his years - a regular 'Jack of Hearts'.

Whenever I have a relationship problem, I ask my 'Jack of Hearts' bartender.
by Arless Shirt August 4, 2006
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heartsore

when your heart isn't broken, because you're still with the person you love, but they have to go away for a while and you feel as though your heart is bruising because you love that person so much and even though you know you'll see them soon, your heart still aches until the moment you are back in their arms.
from the moment he left on sunday night till the moment i saw him again on friday night i was heartsore
by triple777country April 22, 2011
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kingdom hearts

An amazing video game that will steal your heart ;)
but the 2nd one is better.
person 1: have you played kingdom hearts???

person 2: dude i am a heartless!
by stupid answer December 27, 2011
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