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You're too stupid to have a good time!

A direct insult, a challenge to fight. A way to alienate or provoke Wesleys men.
Sorry we're closed. Then what are all these people doing here? Drinking and having a good time... Thats why we're here. You're too stupid to have a good time!
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
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Don't you have something to mop up?

A phrase from the show "Lost" said by the ruthless mercenary Martin Keamy. It is most often used on the iMDB message board for "Lost" in response to a nonsensical thread or just to voice a certain type of annoyance against the OP.
Original Poster: LOST SUCKS FOR REALZZ MAN! DEY KILL OFF AL DE BLACK PEOLE FUCKIN RACIST SHOW YO!

Responding Poster: Don't you have something to mop up?
by Benry_Lale May 23, 2009
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i want to have sex with you

a term that brittany spears and paris hilton are use to saying.
Brittany Spears: I want to have sex with you
Random Guy: Ok!
by gunslingergirlvy_s_e December 28, 2005
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to have a cow

inf. to overreact disproprionate to the situation at hand.
1a. "When my sister found me screwing her friend Becky on her bed, she had a cow."

1b. "Is she kissing him dude? I'm about to bash his &*%ing face in!"
"Don't have a cow man. Let the slore ride."
by redgyul September 24, 2004
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I want to have my cake and eat it too.

When you have exactly what you want in terms of a relationship with one person. Yet you find yourself wanting that little extra something from another.

Just like wanting to be with two people.
Tiger Woods response to the media after they found out about all of his affairs, "To the public I'm sorry, but you know I, just like most men, I want to have my cake and eat it too."
by The Cake. July 20, 2011
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to have the painters in

God Laura was such a cranky bitch today - she must have the painters in!
by c0za April 26, 2005
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I can't wait to have some of that dinosaur crunch!

A phrase used by a middle aged New Englander conservative who has a boston accent and is a die hard patriots fan
used when going to get some dinosaur crunch.
*man driving son and friends to ice cream shop*

Man: I can't wait to have some of that DINOSAUR CRUNCH!
*no one even answers him, or looks at him*
Man looks in rearview mirror and says
"What the FUCK is wrong with you guys?
by ArtySims February 22, 2009
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