haunted cave

The female sex organ that hasn't been occupied in quiet some time.

Yikes, did I just see a bat fly out of your haunted cave?

by SharkoftheredseaTTV May 22, 2022

If That Is Your Son Then Let Me Haunted House

If That Is Your Son Then Let Me Haunted House

If That Is Your Son Then Let Me Haunted House

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

haunting

When someone's ghosting on somebody else, but still is in the other person's life occasionally.

Girl 1: This guy I met a few months ago just dissapeared and stopped talking to me.

Girl 2: Ugh, I hate it guys, who just stard ghosting you randomly.
Girl 1: But the weird thing is, he still likes my instagram pictures!
Girl 2: Actually, I think he's haunting you!

by itsvictoriabitch May 5, 2018

haunted hayride

When you are making love in a working barn and suspect someone is watching, and a black cat jumps onto your back, initiating climax.

Tracy and I sneaked away from the bonfire and were doing it on a hay bale when normal sex became a Haunted Hayride. Now I hire escorts to throw cats on me while I masturbate.

by JJ Jr Shabadoo December 6, 2015