Haskernopia

A fictitious, idealistic, vast, mountainous breezy land with baby blue skies, clear waters and grassy hills. Even when the sun sets, nobody's feelings are dark. Friends roam free and happy, with no troubles.

Get me away from all this and whisk me to Haskernopia
I wish I was in Haskernopia

by centreparting August 13, 2014

Hasselrampage

When a Hasselbrink is pissed off or drunk and pissed off for no logical reason.

Person 1: Did you see Kyle last night?

Person 2: No, why?

Person 1: Total Hasselrampage

by 666_Devils_Eyes September 22, 2014

Hasselhoffed

To save or help some one. To come to someone's rescue

Mary: My car stalled last night but James hasselhoffed.

by DeezNauts June 16, 2016

Hässels

Back fat

My Hässels are HUGE.

by [e-mail] May 25, 2016

Haseltine

A family known for there Garfield loving. They have a son that reminds everyone of Garfield, because of his face.

John Haseltine is a benchod, that hangs out with more benchods.

by Landen Kapowka jr. July 20, 2019

Hasselhuff

State of anger reached when someone mocks David Hasselhoff

I said ‘Baywatch’ should be called ‘Gaywatch’ and that Mitch Buchanan was a big, curly haired tosspot and Herman stormed off in a Hasselhuff!

by Nuphagus January 5, 2020

Haskey

One gayass bitch, booky trim

Man i hate that man haskey, not poggers

by deez nutz brukdfdrv November 2, 2020