Harf

someone who likes porn, or who looks at porn, anyone with a wanker

Harf Pride

by Connor November 2, 2003

harfnarf

A person who doesn't know when to shut up.

Man, Ryan was being such a harfnarf yesterday! God I hate him! A HOLE!

by James Southrithen February 5, 2008

Harfhuse

A combination of the typos of the words "hard" and "house".

Hahaha harfhuse...the best word ever.

by Carolyn Johnston April 9, 2008

haffily

similar to happily, commonly found in the phrase "happily ever after", except in the case of the word "haffily" everyone doesn't live happily every after, they are killed by being cut in half, thus the origin of the word haffily.

-"dude all the guys in Sweeny Todd lived haffily ever after!"
-"i know right! That was the goriest movie ever!!"

by therealeffingmadisonb June 24, 2010

hardfor

When you really want something or something really turns you on.

Taylor I'm so hardfor you.

I'm so hardfor that muscley maloney.

I'm really feelin hardfor that girl's giant head.

by appelt July 9, 2010

Horff

The mechanical and thoughtless ability to consume large amounts of food in a short period of time.

Bill was able horff down the entire bag of chips before I could get the dip mixed.

by churchape September 28, 2011

harford

The best county in the USA's state of Maryland. In Harford, one not only finds a flourishing minority population (niggers, kikes, spics...) one will find the all too common White supremist Nazi sympathizer. These Nazis are known for atrocities such as the "I hate niggers and Jews" bonfire of 2004. In 1967 these same Nazis burned 5 massive crosses at a local Jewish business owner's home in Forest Hill, a nice part of Harford. White supremists are currently struggling to battle the formidable national gang, "the Bloods" which have moved in on the northern end of the county. Hopefully the White Supremists and the Niggers will all kill each other leaving the small but prosperous Jewish population alone. At that point the county will be excellent. Hail Hitler! Kill them F***ing white bastards. Lets go whine a little at synagogue!

WS: Those niggers killed my cousin!
Nig: You killed my bro!
Jew: I don't like manual labor!

by Jon Weingart April 22, 2005