Handmade Mayo

When a man masterbates to ejactulate into someone's sandwich or burger in place of mayo.

"I made Charlie a turkey sandwich, he doesn't know it has handmade mayo in it."

by Fanimal February 22, 2009

handball

The game that everyone seems to claim to have been beastly at when they were in Elementary School.

Alan: Damn, I remember in Elementary School, we used to play handball! I was a beast!

Mike: Damn, bro, so I was! I was the best! I would never sit on the bench!

by GymTyme December 27, 2010

handwagon

(n.) handout bandwagon - the inexorable draw to ask for money because everyone else is.

GM and Chrysler joined the handwagon last fall, flying to Washington in private jets to go beg for bailout money.

People who hate middle-aged white males are usually the first ones on the handwagon to get tax dollars reallocated by the government.

Peter jumped on the handwagon the other day by pocketing his mortgage payment for 3 months and quitting his job. Now that he's missed a couple payments, he's living large! His loan has been refinanced, and he gets unemployment and welfare from the government. He just sits around all day looking at p0rn on the intertube.

by MushiMushi June 4, 2009

Handback

To fist an anus.

I handbacked that girl last night.

by Jakebooby April 28, 2010

handsanitoxic

A person who washes their hands ALL THE TIME and hates germs. Or a person who can't shake some one hand with out taking a clean wipe out of their pocket right after word.

I don't know many handsanitoxic.

by Sweet little lady June 19, 2010

Handgasmic

used to mean anything so amazing as to equate to an orgasm

Guy 1: Chris is about to post a video of his voice
Guy 2: Handgasmic

by Mongolia Ching Hebel September 2, 2010

Handgasm

The self induced orgasm which spawns from the hand.

Little Susie: hey did you get laid last night?

Little Johnny: I wish! Times are rough! I had a handgasm!

by AK47dog June 4, 2015