cum in my hair

A call to action for a sexual act in which a man (or woman, though more rare and harder to pull off) ejaculates in their partner(s) hair, resulting in a nice, natural substitute for hair styling gel once it dries up. Difficult to get out after looking sleek all day, however.

Oh my god Mitchell, PLEASE CUM IN MY HAIR

by duccling January 3, 2020

Paul your hair

To paul your hair means to go tottaly bald

Person A: You should paul your hair
Person B: Idk i think i would look ugly

by SuperIntenseMinecraftPlayer194 January 27, 2022

witch hair

on women, a fast-growing long single strand of hair that grows out of your face or chest

Ew! I just found a witch hair growing under my chin!

by neonRashes September 11, 2020

devils haircut

anything that makes someone feel bad, depressed, or stressed out, any short of mental or pysical anguish. can sometimes be used to describe a person.

guy: so how was your date with mary.

other guy: not good man it was a devils haircut.

by jim james April 30, 2008

hair of the dog

An alcoholic beverage consumed as a hangover rememdy. The phrase comes from the expression "hair of the dog that bit you", meaning that the best cure for what ails you is to have some more of it. In ancient times it was literally used to say that if a dog were to bite you, putting the dog's hair into the wound would heal it. "Like cures like". This hangover remedy is not recommended because a) it leads to a bad habit of drinking during the day and b)it doesn't really work very well. Still, this method works about as well as most other hangover remedies.

Steve: Man, I'm really paying for all those keg stands I did last night.
Tony: Yeah, I'm hurting too. Hair of the dog?
Steve: Why not, man. We got a few beers left in the fridge.

by Paco February 26, 2005

Hair

Stuff that grows on people's balls, heads, arms, legs, and stuff that grows on cats, dogs, your anus, and so on.

There sure is alot of hair on my balls!

by ERIC October 18, 2003

haircut fetish

A haircut fetish is when one is turned on by cutting, dyeing, and/or shaving someone's hair.

Guy 1: Whoo boy, Sofia is hot!
Guy 2: Why? To me, she's only a 7.
Guy 1: She is the definitive pick of a haircut fetishist like me. I want to cut her hair, dye her hair like Kylie Jenner, and then shave it all off!

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 14, 2017