When you are almost to a restroom door/stall and someone cuts in front of you and takes the last spot forcing you to seek out a new place to go.
I was en route to take a huge crap when some turtle hopper jumped in front of me. The turtle was peaking out but I managed to contain him long enough to find another place to go.
by Greenmind July 1, 2011
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by Merks March 30, 2009
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Get the homie hopper mug.an extermly loud fat man on the teacher commitee in florida deca; a jackass; an extemly inconsiderate person
hosier is a jackass,
by coop May 6, 2005
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"Hey let's go to the arcade," says one friend.
"But we'd have to go the next city just for a Scandia!" says another.
"Shit!!! I hate Hesperia!!!" says the first friend as he begins walking towards the bus stop.
"But we'd have to go the next city just for a Scandia!" says another.
"Shit!!! I hate Hesperia!!!" says the first friend as he begins walking towards the bus stop.
by Texace 3XO April 28, 2006
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Mary broke up with my best friend, then hooked up with me and our friends Joe, AND Lucas. DAAMN, what a HOMIE HOPPER
by Anderson Skycar July 27, 2009
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