Geometry Class

This is where you learn about numerous boring things like SOH-CAH-TOA, the Pythagorean Theorem, and dumb ass postulates, among other things that you will have to learn throughout the year-or years of you being in geometry. It is very amusing, though. Sometimes, the girls and boys like to bring used condoms and tampons to class and drop them on her floor so they can brag that they are doing it or just got their period. Then, we get this whole BIG lecture about human sexuality, STDs, and the female reproductive system.

Teacher: "It's okay if you're having sex, but do you all have to show it, especially in Geometry Class? Can't you wait until health or something?"
Students: "Why not? We like showing off our colorful used tampons and semen-filled condoms to you."
Teacher: "You're all so sick! STDs are diseases that just keep on giving. One of my friends has genital warts. She became infertile and her husband divorced her."
Me: "Why, excuse me miss, but why are you telling your friend's business?"
Teacher: "I need my Midol!"

by DudeIMJustKiddingLOLJKJKJKJK January 16, 2011

gnome hunting

the act of stealing a gnome from some ones lawn

dude...i wanna go gnome hunting tonight

by pyro_genius December 31, 2007

Gome

A male between the ages of 17 and 29 who is a sports fan, collared shirt wearer, and most likely a college student that is prominent in a Fraternity. Statistics indicate that nearly 85% of these people are named Chad.

I went to a football game last week, and couldn't find a seat on account of all the Gomes there.

Hey dude, wanna play some Gomeball later?

Kappa Gome Theta threw the craziest party last night!

by Chadwick Stevens April 28, 2011

Blumpkin Gnome

a little creature who dances and makes noises when a blumpkin is being performed.

while suzy was giving bobby a blumpkin, a little Blumpkin Gnome appeared and danced itself around.

by goodespanol February 13, 2008

Geometry Wars

1. A great game on the Xbox Live Arcade. First premiered in PGR3 but then developed due to popularness.

2. It's slang for getting high. Due to the colorful lights that rapidly move, it'sa great activity while baked.

1. I think i'll buy Geometry wars from the Xbox Live Arcade.

2. How about we go "Play some Geometry Wars" in the garage?

by Alec and Ryan! May 30, 2009

gnome chumpsky

A nickname for someone who has something unfortunate happen to them. The unfortunate incident is usually embarrassing, and always relatively trivial. Example incidents: losing your queen in a game of chess, getting taken advantage of in some way, saying something stupid in front of a large group etc.

Person1: "I locked myself out of the house last name"

Person2: "Hah! Gnome Chumpsky. How'd you get back in?"

by saucemonkeys July 29, 2011

Geometry

The result of mathematicians being bored as shit so they create worthless stuff like postulates and theorems and fucking horrible proofs that are meant to fail the fuck out of high school students.

Fuck.
I have a geometry test that decides whether I pass the class or not.
Fuck.

by Opinionated Webster July 13, 2016