Typically used to poke fun at what someone said or did, to show that it is stupid.
First two examples are quotes from the movie "Snatch"
First two examples are quotes from the movie "Snatch"
"What's a gun doing in your trousers?" "It's for protection." "Protection from what? Zee Germans?"
"Then what happens to the rabbit?" "Well, it gets fucked." "Proper fucked?" "Yeah, before Zee Germans get here."
'What's with all the locks? Afraid Zee Germans are going to rob you?'
'So did you get to play?' 'No, Zee Germans did.'
"Then what happens to the rabbit?" "Well, it gets fucked." "Proper fucked?" "Yeah, before Zee Germans get here."
'What's with all the locks? Afraid Zee Germans are going to rob you?'
'So did you get to play?' 'No, Zee Germans did.'
by FunkRenegade July 18, 2005
Get the Zee Germans mug.From the trailer of the movie Arthur (2011) - In one scene Garner, who plays wealthy heiress Susan Johnson, arrives at Arthur's home and greets him with a big kiss.
'What was that,' says Brand's character, to which Garner replies: 'A French kiss.'
Brand retorts: 'Really because the French Always surrender, that was decidedly German.'
(German Kiss)
'What was that,' says Brand's character, to which Garner replies: 'A French kiss.'
Brand retorts: 'Really because the French Always surrender, that was decidedly German.'
(German Kiss)
by IchBinSehrHeiss April 13, 2011
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A discharge of semen or cumshot so powerful it levelled half of Berlin. Contrary to popular belief, this extraordinary procedure was first performed by David Hasselhoff after his station in Berlin during world war 2 when it was invaded. His infantry squadron had run out of ammunition. As the tale goes, he unzipped himself, let out a rabid yelp, and a bright stream of incredible force shot from his hips with such raw power that in under 30 seconds, approximately fifty five percent of Berlin lay in ruin.
Due to Berlin's strategic position, many scholars argue that it is the reason Germany lost the second world war.
Due to Berlin's strategic position, many scholars argue that it is the reason Germany lost the second world war.
"To this day, my grandma still fears the massive german cumshot. She has nightmares about it 40 years after the fact."
"Franz, I really wish Hasselhoff had been more accurate with his MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT."
"Wow, Hasselhoff's massive German cumshots really put those sperm whales to shame."
"Franz, I really wish Hasselhoff had been more accurate with his MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT."
"Wow, Hasselhoff's massive German cumshots really put those sperm whales to shame."
by Lloyd Irving January 20, 2007
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A game of sexual noises akin to a retro German porn moovie (jaa).
To pass the orgasm round players accompany an "oooooh" with a horizontal fist motion in the direction of passing. To change direction a "jaaa" accompanied by a triumphant vertical fist movement downwards. To skip a player you say "Das ist gut". "Up die pooper" is used whilst pointing to nominate a random player in the circle.This can be used 3 times. Nominated players can either take it and continue with "ooooh" or they can refuse with a "nein!" and a wag of the finger. If refused 3 times the original player must continue with a different action. Finally, if a player shouts "Sheisse in mein Mund!" the adjacent players must shout "Wunderbar!" and triumphanty throw their hands in the air. If a player at any point gets the action/ sound wrong or is too slow, they must consume.
To pass the orgasm round players accompany an "oooooh" with a horizontal fist motion in the direction of passing. To change direction a "jaaa" accompanied by a triumphant vertical fist movement downwards. To skip a player you say "Das ist gut". "Up die pooper" is used whilst pointing to nominate a random player in the circle.This can be used 3 times. Nominated players can either take it and continue with "ooooh" or they can refuse with a "nein!" and a wag of the finger. If refused 3 times the original player must continue with a different action. Finally, if a player shouts "Sheisse in mein Mund!" the adjacent players must shout "Wunderbar!" and triumphanty throw their hands in the air. If a player at any point gets the action/ sound wrong or is too slow, they must consume.
Player 1: Ooooh (<----)
Player 2: Oooooh (<-----)
Player 3: Ooooh (<-----)
Player 4: Jaaaa! (---->)
Player 3: Das ist gut! (-- ->)
Player 1: Oooh! (----->)
Player 4: Up die pooper (to player 2)
Player 2: Nein...
Player 4: Sheisse in mein Mund!
Players 1 & 3: Wunderbar!!
That's german porn!
Player 2: Oooooh (<-----)
Player 3: Ooooh (<-----)
Player 4: Jaaaa! (---->)
Player 3: Das ist gut! (-- ->)
Player 1: Oooh! (----->)
Player 4: Up die pooper (to player 2)
Player 2: Nein...
Player 4: Sheisse in mein Mund!
Players 1 & 3: Wunderbar!!
That's german porn!
by Kernal667 January 2, 2012
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Get the germans mug.this amazing, attractive guy that can make any girl feel special, he is an amazing reader of people, he loves to help and has this musician side, he is dedicated passionate, sincere and always gives his all, if you know a German, you better keep him, he is a rough diamond, most people don't see his value until they interact with him.
"Hey, if you want to learn how to succeed, you have to be a German,"
"what do you mean, dedicated?"
"yes dummy!"
"what do you mean, dedicated?"
"yes dummy!"
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