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Granger

When you fall in love with a Granger and then get dumped like an old sock
She got grangered hard she never saw it coming
by Trashidic May 24, 2018
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The Grange

The Grange is a private school filled with posh, up their own arse wankers that also happen to be big headed. At this delightful school, every student has guaranteed smoked weed more than 10 times in their time at the school and because their mummies and daddies can pay for private education it automatically makes them far superior to any other school. Their arch nemesis? Helsby High School. Everyone who attends HHS wants to beat the living daylight out of Grangies. Added to this, Grangies frequently go to parties, get drunk, get high, get mad and most importantly they do maths equations in their heads whilst they're getting laid. Basically it is a school filled with posh dim witted wankers.
Guy: "Which school do you go to?"
Wanker: "The Grange, how about you?"

Guy: "Helsby High School."
Wanker: "Pfft, get out of my sight peasant. Whilst your there working at McDonald's I'll be over here waving my cash in your face whilst smoking a splif and grasping onto a bottle of alcohol and a wod of cash."
Guy: "So the legend is true, Grangies really are all wankers."
by Raged September 7, 2017
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Gangle

A lanky person who devotes his life to skittles and sprite. It is said that he drank 5 five sprites at Rockfest and was asked to leave the area.
"Don't drink more than 2 sprites in one sitting or you might become The Gangle"
by All Knowing God June 1, 2004
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gangle

Simultaneously achieving game and angle. Also achieving greatness and or perfection.
Yo, I totally have the gangle on that gaggle of beezys.
by gangleson June 1, 2011
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Hermione Granger

Harry to Hermione Granger- "Hello Female Ron"
by HP FAN214567910 July 31, 2011
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Grange

The hairy spot on top of your ass crack. The end of the "grundle" range.
"Dude, my grange is so itchy. Fuck."

"Dude, my grange is right between my Big-Mac and the Bird-Man?"
by Prrrruta January 10, 2008
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granger

Meaning someone who is sleazy, whiny, and needy. Typically, grangers can be found lurking on 4chan, banging disgusting women at clubs, or hiding in their mother's arms from angry girlfriends.
That granger over there just looked at porn and then cried to his mother.
by lolzabar November 20, 2010
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