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The Angry Gorilla

The Angry Gorilla is when a man shaves his pubic hairs and saves them in a bag next to his bed. the next time he has a woman over, after sex when he ejaculates on her chest, he then proceeds to take the saved pubic hairs and throw them at her chest. She then trys to pull them off looking similar to a gorilla pounding on his chest.
When a male ejaculates on a womans chest and throws his saved pubic hair on her chest. She them becomes angry and trys to pull the hairs off. Similar to a gorilla pounding on his chest. This is called The Angry Gorilla
by William Warner December 15, 2008
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gorilla glue green

The stickiest of icky aka exotic weed- Nothern Lights, Widow, Kush, etc. Excellent marijuana.
I just smoked this shit, dawg. It's some straight gorilla glue green; I'm not even playin! I mean, I had to wash my motha fuckin' hands just to get the stickiness off. Like for real, for real!!
by Comanche Jackson January 16, 2011
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Godzilla

The most awesome amazing monster ever who's roars are so supersonic it will rip your skin off. A creature who's tail whips will send you careening across Japan airplane style. A monster who's atomic breath will disintegrate your ass before you can even shit your pants.. your atomized body will smell good, however. He can swim, creating tsunami waves that will destroy your shit. He stomps creating earthquakes that will destroy your shit. In closing.. Godzilla is the baddest mother to ever walk the Earth and no matter if it's through water, earthquakes, or face to face, HE WILL DESTROY YOUR SHIT!! RESPECT!!
Oh no there goes Tokyo, go, go Godzilla!!
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gorilla stomp

The event in which two or more over-weight, ghetto ass girls attack each other violently, resembling a gorilla fight.
Laquesha pulled out Saqueta's hair and bit her. It was a real gorilla stomp.
by Cum2Jamaica November 14, 2007
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Gorilla Fist

Putting pepper on a girls pillow so when you fuck her, her head goes into the pillow and she sneezes, gripping your dick like a gorilla fist
Dan-I had a really good time last night

Ryan-did you get to try gorilla fisting
Dan-yeah and I thought I broke my dick but it felt amazing
by DankeyChong February 9, 2018
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godzilla ganja

The greatest weed know to man kind, the kind of shit that makes you think godzilla is real, it is know to grow naturely in your back yard.
"Dude lets hit that godzilla ganja, from your back yard"
by Ramondo cervantes May 2, 2008
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Gorilla Slap

When a man shaves his pubic region while saving the pubic hair, then proceeding to ejaculate on a females face, he then slaps her in the face with the pubic hair causing the hair to stick to the ejaculate on her face. The man will then proceed to slap her in the face with his erect penis.
Bobby: I gave your mom a Gorilla Slap last night! Now she has a fucking beard!

Josh: hahahaha, my mom's a bitch anyway!
by Mud Monkey in Brazil December 9, 2008
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