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Canada Goose Expedition Clothing Outfitters

Canadian manufacturer of outerwear specialized for extreme cold weather. Many researchers choose Canada Goose jackets for expeditions into the Antarctic, where such apparel is actually needed.

However tools in Toronto wear these jackets as a fashion statement, even though they are not on an expedition to the Antarctic. It shows their vulnerability to the relatively low temperatures compared to where penguins live. Or they are happy being douchebags that like to follow ridiculous trends.

This faggotry further propagates the hatred towards Torontonians by the rest of Canada.
Look at me sporting my Blue Jays New Era hat, and Canada Goose jacket, now that just SCREAMS classy.
by veritast October 22, 2009
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mother goose

A female - usually the oldest, the least attractive, and the biggest prude - who takes charge and hovers over a group of female friends while out drinking.

Exceptionally good at the cockblock. Usually rounds up the other girls to go home just as you're about to hook up with one.

Commonly found leading groups of sorority girls.
Jill was all over me at the bar last night, but then Mother Goose Janet laid down the cockblock and took her home just as it got good.
by Nick North January 16, 2008
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Goose Gog

Campbeltown, Argyll, Scotland....

Slang for 'Idiot' 'Numpty' 'Fool'
Get the drinks in 'Goose Gog' You are on the bell !
by Hamish Dunlop May 5, 2003
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A Goose

A goose is someone who shouldn't be trusted.
Alice - Hey, I ate your potato
Me - BUT I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT YOU GOOSE!!
Alice - Well, you know what they say - Never trust a Goose!
by TheOreoLermaniac February 18, 2015
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Goose Goose Goose

The act of rubbing a goose feather on someone's taint.
Guy 1: Yo I gave your mom a Goose Goose Goose last night.

Guy 2: Good she could use the attention.
by UnerringBiscuit November 2, 2009
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Goose Syrup

The sweat accumulating around a woman's vagina after a hard day or following working out. Homologous to a man's Duck Butter.
Man, I just ate Cindy's box after she got back from the gym. My mouth was covered in her Goose Syrup.
by JLewsan May 7, 2009
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Goodest

*sees really fit boy*

He’s more than good, more than best, he was the goodest
by Goodest gorls June 16, 2018
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