Goose

An object or occurrence which inspires feelings of joy and excitement within an individual usually without expectation or warning of the goodness of the thing. (Can also be applied to the actions of a person)

When you slapped my ex-boyfriend, I didn't realize it would be so goose!

by KatcUp February 9, 2010

goose

To ram a bird in the flange or mouth

"Ah mate I would proper goose her right in the face"

by [e-mail] July 25, 2004

Goose

The saggy vaginal lips of a desperate slutty girl.The vaginal lips droop lower than a 90year old womans tits

"katie has a goose!"
" lol"

by wesleythegreat June 12, 2008

goosed

A soon-to-catch-one variation of "owned"

After I goosed Phil's mom last night, I felt a little woozy and needed a nap.

by shrina January 29, 2003

Goose Goose Duck

An Among Us ripoff with ducks instead of astronauts. Has nothing to do with the children's game Duck, Duck, Goose.

Goose Goose Duck is a shameless ripoff

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 27, 2021

goose

an individual (usually male), that is kept around solely for the free material goods or services they can provide another individual without any form of just compensation.
i.e. pussy, genuine emotion, reciprocal behaviour

He know she ain't never givin him no ass, but he still buys her lunch evryday. That nigga is a goose.

Don't be a goose nigga, let that bitch buy her own drink.

You, is a goose.

by akiralives July 30, 2006

goose

Word used to describe feeling when someone asks you to do something tiresome like retrieving the TV remote from upstairs or going to take the garbage out.
An insult to someone dumb or ditsy.
A featherd bird that waddles, honks, and tastes delicious.

"I really can't be goosed to be honest"
"You are such a goose/ you big goose!"
"The goose pecked me"

by matty July 30, 2004