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Smell goods

Shampoos, deoderants, Cologne
Aww man! Hot date tonight! I better put on some smell goods before she realizes i smell like wet dog food mixed with burning hair.
by Foodpoisoning December 12, 2015
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dry goods wagon

The term given to any large woman who puts out like she's sexually available but is, in reality, either a prick-tease or a frigid bitch.
Wendy waddled down the local bar in her denim shorts which threatened to be torn asunder by her enormous size and her neon pink boob tube. She flirted with all the guys but when it came down to it, she cock-blocked them all even though she was instigating all the flirtations herself. She took her not inconsiderable heft home alone again, the old dry goods wagon she was turning out to be.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
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Goonsville High School

A common pseudonym for "Gainesville" High School, located in the realest town ever, Gainesville. GHS is full of gangstas, pimps,hos', respected women, two foot tall substitue teachers, and uncool white people. It's not as hood as Eastside High, but not as rich and white as Buchholz High.

Most alumni of GHS graduate with a degree in being real, and get all the ladies. It may have some crazy teachers, but the freshmen are fresh, the sophomores are soft, and the juniors and seniors don't care.

It's best sports team is cross country, where all the runners gallop like gazelles and never say die. Cambridge kids think they're better than everyone else, even though they're not, and the coolest staff are the smack talkin janitors. Overall GHS isn't the best, but it sure busts a cap in the rest.
Homie: Where did you go for high school?

Gangsta: Goonsville High school.

Homie:That's straight G!
by Jaims Kelvins December 5, 2009
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goodsome

That pancake was goodsome
by oxford dictionarry June 25, 2008
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Goobster

someone who is silly, weird and thinks he's funny.
Person 1: Have you seen that drummer from This Years Fashion?
Person 2: Yeah! He's such a goobster!
by omgitsxkristin April 22, 2011
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goobs

droopy grandpa boobs, usually found on old grandpa's, not a pretty site
DUDE when grandpa hugged me i could feel those goobs!
by Megz February 21, 2005
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straight goods

Can be used in a variety of ways with similiar meanings to: sick, hype and ill
agreement: that's straight goods yo

happiness: i love u man, ur straight goods to me

disgust: Sanchez thats friggin straight goods, you dirty shiz! what the hells wrong with you my man?
by Razmatazz February 2, 2005
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