Golden Rule for Stoners

This rule states: If one is to get up and get a drink for drymouth relief, they had better come back with a drink for their burn-out buddy

Kenzie: I'm getting up to get water

Caitlin: I'm too lazy to get mine but I'm parched..

Kenzie: (Comes back with both glasses)

Caitlin: Wow bro! Thanks for following the Golden Rule for Stoners!

by GoodCallGirls November 17, 2011

golden slurp

an obese women performing the art of pulling out her stomach fat and shaping it as a bowl while a man pisses in the "bowl", then the obese woman proceeds to suck the piss out with a straw. then the man recieves head from the woman, with the piss still in the womans mouth.

bro, i made tha fat bitch give me the golden slurp. shit was tight son.

by mr. flex January 10, 2012

golden glow

The energetic glow that one feels in heightened states of ecstasy and enlightenment.

After years of practice in kamasutra, my partner and I experienced the golden glow and felt an all-connected feeling of bliss.

by truthinwords December 4, 2013

Golden poop

When walking 2 or more dogs, when the dogs poop at the same time so you only need to bend down once and use 1 bag to clean it up.

Olive and Charlie gave me a gift of a golden poop this morning.

by Cheese05 May 17, 2016

golden asshole

This person can do no wrong in your book. They are up on a pedestal

She put Richard up so high on a pedestal you'd think his shit doesn't stink. Clearly he has a golden asshole

by Kgrosho February 12, 2017

Golden Trash Bag

When you are trash, yet still better than everyone else in the proximity.

"I'm such a Golden Trash Bag compared to these disgusting people."

by Totally_Ryan May 16, 2017

GoldenHoe

A hoe that pretends to love you as a way to lead you on and break your heat for enjoyment similar to a fuckboy. The golden part refers as how gold works in Minecraft where it gets destroyed really fast such as a relationship with a hoe. This is really common is places such as school mainly high school so be careful if you are attending there. If you come into contact with one get the absolute fuck outta there young man or else you will be consumed with feeling of not wanting to trust another female into your life, at least for a year or so. Stay safe kings.

Student #1: Hey, is that the 4th guy shes dating this year?
Student #2: Yea its best to stay away from the hoe mainly due to their relationships about the time a golden pickaxe from minecraft breaks.

Student #1: So shes is a goldenhoe?

by SpanishLlama September 27, 2019