jizz golf

a game where the goal is to successfully cum in every single hole on another’s body

damn you mad good at jizz golf i’m like a boston cream donut rn

by jizz creamery April 19, 2022

Golf Pirate

When someone hooks their shot every single time.

"Did you see that golf pirate at the course today?", "Yea, he was turrrrible...."

by Jeremy Guy 123 January 1, 2012

rude golfing

Someone who is exceptionally rude about a topic, especially when regarding the American sport golfing.

person 1: Hah! you missed that hole in one
person 2: Oh, stop rude golfing

by rudegolfer87 April 21, 2022

Golf sluts

4 friends 1 long ass day and 72 holes for cancer research! Luke Campbell Dave Wilkes Rob Coley and Stephen Coley

Golf sluts I.e playing golf for a long time to help raise money and awareness of cancer

by Dude-01527 March 9, 2020

Shotgun Golf

You go to a golf course with your shotgun. Hide in the bushes until someone hits a golf ball then shoot it. After that run like hell. Golfer's do not find it as amusing as you will halfway through your 2nd six pack.

Hey man you wanna go dick around at the golf course? I got some more shotgun shells.

Dude I love shotgun golf.

by 326435529 September 8, 2014

Dick golf

Where you go on a sexual conquest with many women, your dick is the ball so to speak and goes in many holes.

Did you see how many women Brad has been with lately?

Yeah man he is playing one crazy game of dick golf that's for sure.

by chemikyle November 14, 2016

smashmouth golf

An elite circuit of golfers who embrace the 'three yards and a cloud of dust' mentality on and off the links.

The Smashmouth Golf survival kit includes white castle, a long putter, gold bond, and 100 coors.

by Crooked Face March 12, 2011