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Goatsy Mare

1. A man's asshole, usually stretched in nature. 2. A popular internet video depicting the stretching of a man's asshole. 3. A goat that may come across as being a little bit sexy.
1. Omg.. i just got boned in the goatsy mare.
2. Holy ^%$^ i just watched goatsy mare, and it was hot!
3. Damn, id give anything to get with that goatsy mare.
by Macgrubski24 June 16, 2010
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Goating

Putting your balls under you ass when you moon someone screeming "GOAT!!!!"
Guy 1: Hey Justin?
Guy 2: Wuts up?
Guy 1: When I drive by this car "Goat'em"
Guy 2: Hells yeah!!!!
Guy 1&2: GOAT!!!!!
That's Goating
by Lasting Image December 18, 2008
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Goatse Winfrey

The specific look on Oprah Winfrey's face as she said the now famous line "9000 penises all raping children".

May also refer to a large black woman stretching her anus open to shoplift.
Luke: "Did you see that Goatse Winfrey trying to steal a pair of overalls?"

Sam: "No, but did you see Oprah yesterday?"
by Oprahs biggest fan March 20, 2009
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goatse

1. Applying muscular pressure to the anus, resulting in the self extraction of the rectum. (both voluntary, or involuntary)

Background:
A video called "goatse" was posted on steakandcheese.com in 2002. In it was an anal gangbang in which the FEMALE throws her legs over her head, and squeezes out her rectum (as if a flower is blooming). The males proceed to fornicate with the rectum while it is extracted.

A picture called "goatse" was posted on rotten.com back in 2002. In it was a weightlifting accident in which the weightlifter's rectum exploded out of his anus while attempting a squat exercise.
"That cum-farter is so loose that he/she can goatse."

"If you attempt to squat an excessive amount of weight, you will goatse."
by Skad8erateher May 8, 2009
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goats

another name for malware (virus, spyware) on computers
Nathans computer was infected with goats from watching mass amounts of online pornographic videos.
by wierdo424 July 8, 2009
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Goating

Goating - To goat. Gassing Over A Turd.
A particularly obnoxious and ripe smelling fart. General smells of excrement.
Goating: When you really need to poop, but there are no toilets around (or you can't be bothered) - and you also have to fart. So...you carefully fart around or permeate it through a turd. (Carefully...)
by ravenblack1973 June 20, 2008
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Goating

The act of going into a public place ( usually a bar )with a bluetooth enabled device, scanning for other bluetooth enabled devices that openly accept transfers, and sending them a copy of the Goatse image. Looking around to find the target after the image has been sent is known as Goatspotting.
"When on a roadtrip, one thing to do is to hit up a cybercafe and go goating"

"Did you see that guy freak out? He totally got goated!"
by GoatMaster303 March 27, 2005
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