A gilfeder is a person of extreme arrogance and a massive cunt, a gilfeder most of the time has no mates due to being a dick, Although he has a large penis he doesnt use it because he is over affectionate with girls, and love spams them on Facebook, A gilfeder also means a person who had lost so many mates that people now look down on him, no longer the top dog, a gilf is someone to oppose a force of extreme arrogance and cunt like behaviour.
by DR.dark lord February 20, 2013
Get the Gilfeder mug.Acronym of "Get In Late. F*** Off Early." The act of arriving (generally at work) after the appointed start time and still going home early.
by SW18 July 25, 2013
Get the Gilfoe mug.A sexy grandma with a tight ass coochie whose shot the fugg out who likes to party, have fun and who has occasional one night stands with men her sons age!
by Young Boi hunter March 27, 2017
Get the Gilf Cougar mug.Portmanteau of "guilt" and gift", this uncomplimentary term refers to the sneaky underhanded practice of doing/providing something of considerable value/importance to someone without ever having been asked to do so, and then afterwards trying to pressure the recipient of your "generosity" into doing/providing something that you want (sexual favors, monetary assistance, the use/loan of a vehicle or other costly item, recommendation for a job-promotion or other "string-pulling" on his behalf, etc.) --- "Well I did ___ for you, so surely you should be willing to grant me my wee itty-bitty little request at this point."
Guidance counselor to a weak-willed client: Don't let conniving moochers guilft-trip you into burdening yourself for them --- if you didn't ask for any of the stuff that they supplied/did for you, then you are **not* obligated to "return the favor"!
by QuacksO September 26, 2017
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Peepaw is an absolute grilf. I didn’t like him, but in that moment I wanted to fuck him more than I’ve wanted to do anything in my entire life.
by battle_llama November 17, 2020
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