glass table

When an extremely attractive female defecates squatting atop a glass table, while a male lies face up underneath the table to watch.

"She's so hot, I'd glass table her any day"

by Anonymous Abe January 8, 2009

euphoria glasses

When somebody is wide-eyed and constantly spacing out because they are obsessed with thinking about something exciting that will happen to them soon.

Dude, Ethan is going to homecoming with Lynn tomorrow, no wonder he has his euphoria glasses on.

by SuperSingleton January 2, 2010

Lester Glasses

Large wire frame eyeglasses usually partially tinted, associated with child molesters.

Dude, you are totally wearing lester glasses.

by E Nigma January 14, 2010

Lucy-Glass

1. A large wine glass filled to the brim. 2. A large glass of any kind filled to the brim with alcohol. History: I-Love-Lucy a popular 50's tv show featured iconic Lucille Ball drinking wine out of a glass filled to the brim in a few popular episodes through out the season, most notably and popularly during the Grape-stomping" episode I Love Lucy Episode 150 - Filmed 3/ 8/56. The tv classic inspired a cult culture movement that used the phrase 'Lucy Glass' to refer to a full glass of wine, using Ricardo's, Lucy screen husband, exaggerated way of saying Lucy.

Yo, don't be pinchin', I need a Lucy-Glass o'dat sh!t to f*ckin' move tonight.

B!tch please, Lucy-Glass me, I'm not trying to drive tonight.

by Momma Truf Order January 15, 2011

slicing glass

A slang term for wasting time. Originated from the game Modern Warfare, in which you can blow out windows and, if there are small pieces of glass still in the window frame, you can use your knife to slice out the little pieces. The activity does not have any point and is useless in the game, therefore it wastes time.

*on the phone*
Kyle: "Hey what's up?"
Blake: "Nothin, just slicing glass. I'm frikkin bored man."

by macaroninjesus July 4, 2010

glass ashley

When a girl orgasms into a glass cup, and either drinks it or freezes it, later blending it to make a smoothie.

Dude I'm so thirty, I could drink a gallon of glass ashley.

by misterrrrrrt May 13, 2011

Glass cactus

A glass cactus is a semi-affectionate term used to describe someone who is beautiful, emotionally fragile, and prickly in demeanor. Often someone who fits this definition will be in need of (regardless if they say so) help or healing for emotional wounds, but as soon as you try to help, you are pricked and bleeding, again.

Example: "Starscream is a glass cactus, he's pretty, but you just can't get close to him. Anything you say can and will be used against you or, he'll lock himself in his room."

by Clich January 19, 2014