'Floodite Gems' are a cursed type of Ammolite gemstone currently being pilfered from traditional Blackfoot territory in southern Alberta Canada. These floodite-gems are being sold by thieves to the unwary and may cause symptoms such as alcoholism, depression, loop-thoughts, heart palpitations, as well as induce feelings of frustration, guilt, shame, self hate, feelings of worthlessness etc. Wearers may also be targeted by angry ghosts from the American Indian Holocaust. Without a proper blessing from a genuine Shaman these floodite gems will align your chakras to conflict with angry spirits and evil thought forms and are better off left in the ground.
Holy shit are those 'Floodite Gems'!? Why would you wear those!? Do you know how many angry ghosts are attached to that? Ammolite is a terrible fashion statement and is known to causes birth defects in muggles!
by starlessgolightly October 2, 2018
Get the Floodite Gemsmug. “ur no gem mate”
by rrarararrararatarafmeowmeow March 13, 2024
Get the gemmug. by Heshd November 10, 2022
Get the Gemmug. The crystals placed as the toys for Binley Mega Chippy’s Morbius Meals. Collecting all 420 morbillion summons Jared Leto
Person 1: What Morbin Gem did you get in your Morbius Meal?
Person 2: The Purple Morbpedo!
Person 1: Wow! That one is ultra rare!
Person 2: It also completed my collection!
Jared Leto: Hello my friend. You have summoned me.
Person 2: Jared, what time is it?
Jared Leto: It’s morbin time.
Person 1: Morbius
Person 2: Morbius
Jared Leto: Mebius.
Person 2: The Purple Morbpedo!
Person 1: Wow! That one is ultra rare!
Person 2: It also completed my collection!
Jared Leto: Hello my friend. You have summoned me.
Person 2: Jared, what time is it?
Jared Leto: It’s morbin time.
Person 1: Morbius
Person 2: Morbius
Jared Leto: Mebius.
by MorbinTimer June 17, 2022
Get the Morbin Gemmug. by nnoooooelllleer March 22, 2025
Get the gemmug. A hidden gem is a music term to describe a song or artist that is very special and unique but doesn't get the love it deserves.
It feels like a piece of treasure when discovering a piece of music or artist that isn't well known because it makes it more rewarding.
By: Alli_McChicken77 September 8, 2025
It feels like a piece of treasure when discovering a piece of music or artist that isn't well known because it makes it more rewarding.
By: Alli_McChicken77 September 8, 2025
Discovering that music artist felt like uncovering a hidden gem, a person that creates from the soul yet is so deeply under rated.
by Alli_McChicken77 September 8, 2025
Get the Hidden Gemmug.