gaper

this is acutally an acronym that stand for Guaranteed Accident Prone on Every Run. Referring for a skier or snowboarder, usually wearing bright 80's ski gear that cannot ski or ride, or a tourist in a mountain town who walks around with their mouth agape in awe of the mountains!

That gaper got out of control and crashed into a tree!

Those gapers are stopping traffic standing in the middle of the street taking a picture.

by Kellen McGinnis January 25, 2008

Gayker

A portmanteau of the words 'Gay' and 'Baker' meaning a gay baker. A phenomenon that is particularly prevalent in cities such as San Francisco and Brighton, UK. Gay Bakers or 'Gaykers' usually are found in gay districts or specialize in gay erotica cakes. It also can be used as a banterous term for someone who's surname is Baker.

A: "Have you been to the Gaykers on the corner of 21st and Prime?"

B: "No, but I hear they make great French Fancies"

"I heard Tim Gayker took a good catch at the weekend"

by brownsword June 27, 2009

gaypron

A cloth that a homosexual man uses to keep semen off his clothes while performing sexual favors.

Shaun never leaves home without his gaypron.

by heatherswa January 9, 2008

Gaymer Rage

When an individual, usually one partaking in online gaming, exhibits excessive use of words such as gay, faggot (sometimes shortened to just fag) or homo when upset.

Gamer 1: Ha, pwned son.
Gamer 2: YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
Gamer 1: Lol, gaymer rage.

by Foohtube October 14, 2011

gaypher

a gay gopher

when a guy gopher likes another guy gopher

by dennis June 1, 2003

L.A. Gaper

A skier or snowboarder from the greater Los Angeles area who is visiting Mammoth Mountain, CA, for the weekend. They are generally unable to properly load chairlifts, dress appropriately for the weather, and ski or snowboard at all for that manner. They stick out like a sore thumb with their outerwear from the late '90s and their pathetic shred skills even though they think they are awesome at skiing/snowboarding.

Tim: Dude, look at the moron skiing in jeans. Oh Damn, he just cut someone off in the halfpipe! What is he even doing in there anyhow?

Mike: What a fucking L.A. Gaper. He can't even turn and he is trying to ride Mammoth's Super Duper pipe.

Tim: L.A. Gapers are fucking idiots!

by Stian Hollings April 1, 2007

pro gaymer

A wanna-be, someone who desires to earn money for playing computer games i.e. Schroet Kommando, but because they desire this so much it creates a bitter hatred inside them for their fellow men and they start to use words such as nub, nubje or even noob. Sad I know...

"You're such a nub for headshotting me" said the pro-gaymer.

by Jim Beam September 15, 2003