Gayker

A portmanteau of the words 'Gay' and 'Baker' meaning a gay baker. A phenomenon that is particularly prevalent in cities such as San Francisco and Brighton, UK. Gay Bakers or 'Gaykers' usually are found in gay districts or specialize in gay erotica cakes. It also can be used as a banterous term for someone who's surname is Baker.

A: "Have you been to the Gaykers on the corner of 21st and Prime?"

B: "No, but I hear they make great French Fancies"

"I heard Tim Gayker took a good catch at the weekend"

by brownsword June 27, 2009

gaykery

A bakery that only serves homosexuals.

Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.

by sciflyer.25 June 5, 2014

Glykeria

Glykeria is a magical creature sightings of whom occur only a few times each century. She has the unique ability of being the best friend you could ever have. She's witty and very sarcastic and definitely can make you laugh even during an apocalypse . She's a truly charming person that will have any man crawling for her but if she gives you a chance it means you're special as well cause she wouldn't give up her independence for anyone . In conclusion she's the definition of perfection so words are just not enough to describe her.

-How did the date with that girl go?

-Absolutely perfect. She's a Glykeria!!!
-Omg that's such an honour

by lifehater96 April 22, 2020

could be gayer

the most wonderful saying created b the amazing Thomas sanders who is an angel on earth

thomas: You know what this could be gayer

by butthhhhhh August 31, 2017

Gayken

Gayken - Gay and Taken.

Nick: Did you see Jake's new relationship status?
Matt: Yeah he's so lucky he's Gayken!

Sammy: I'm so upset!
Maria: Why?
Sammy: Jake is Gayken!
Maria: What's Gayken?
Sammy: GAY AND TAKEN!

by GAYKENGUY2 January 28, 2013

Gawkers

Gawkers is the act of getting fellatio, head, blowjob whatever you call it, they all refer to the same thing, getting your dick sucked.

The "gawk" part of the word refers to you staring at the person who is sucking your cock.

Dude out of all the girls I have ever dated Tsion gave me the best gawkers of my life.

by RealMrWicked May 25, 2021

gawkers

a massive pill(h)ead (only Tesco value pain killers) and an alcoholic, constantly under the influence, one time tactically chunder outside the old mill, disgraceful (following 1.5 litres of Tesco value Mojito, consumed through a camal back )

also refers to a wing commander in the RAF during the second world war

although both definitions are undeniably linked.

man on the sesh: look at that guy, flipped on pain killers and pissed on cheap supermarket alcohol, what a Gawkers

Gawkers: fuck off im not drunk *eats 13 more paracetamol*

RAF commander: Gawkers, drop the bombs over Dresden!

Gawkers: no sorry im drunk

by not gawkers September 26, 2017