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someone who is just an idiot and cute at the same time. A goofball who does silly things and doesn't care what people think about him or her. Is somewhat socially retarded yet extremely funny in the things he or she says/does.
Ben Stiller is a goon and Will Ferrell is a huge goon. Ashton Kutcher is a goon in That 70's Show only. But track star Tyler Anyan is the biggest goon of them all.
goon by jambajuicelvr21 March 7, 2011
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to Goon someone is to clown them, or hate on them
alex so gooned sam. that guy is such a goon.
Goon by gooners April 21, 2011
Someone whose got the following prorities:
makin money
chillen wit the homies
and gettin broads
goons will do anything for any of those three causes and dont care about what other people think. goons are always down to smoke a blunt and are always lookin for the next party. a goon is always lookin for ways to come up between stealin shit or flippin weight
50 cent is a goon.
I stole an iphone and used it to steal 300 dollars than i bought an O and turned it into $560, im a mothofuckin goon
goon by jerryduu April 26, 2011
An absolutely horrifying looking person, usually with deformities, and when you pass by one in a crowd people usually turn to get a double take to see if that was real what they just saw!!!! Or one who got udderly smashed by the ugly stick
Zach Schwanke is a complete Goon!!!!
Goon by Perrin Word May 13, 2011
somethings that cannot be stopped
Lily goon eating as she is in starvation.
goon by Tiffani Austin January 3, 2012
Well a goon is a bad ass person, someone you want to be like. When I think of goon I think of Le Rue aka Cruz <3
"Wow he's a goon !"

"oh you mean like Le Rue "
"yeah like Cruz "
Goon by Christina Goonin July 7, 2012