Ariel Gomez

Ariel gomez is the most handsomest person.
Most beautiful eyes & gorgeous eyelashes.
Tall, light skinned. Nice lips. Super funny.
Loves to dance and play sports very athletic.
When he loves he loves hard. Passionately in
love with his girlfriend. He will cry for the girl
he loves if he ever lost her. He's an amazing
guy. Great sense of humor. So funny,
energetic amazing in bed. Loves his family &
friends. Would do anything for the girl he
loves. He loves to party & knows how to have a great time.
Definition of perfection.

" Girl i slept with ariel gomez last night it was amazing!

by herty457 November 22, 2013

Happy Gomez

When you wrap a tortilla around yo dick an she sucks you off

Yo I got that chick maria to give me dome bruh, I wrapped a tortilla round my dick an she gave me a happy gomez

by Three Nine September 18, 2015

evan gomez

Evan Gomez may not be the smartest or the tallest, but he is definely a ladies man. He is very good looking and will always have hoes and money.

Evan Gomez is very cute and pulls of all the girls

by Kaine May 20, 2018

chloe gomez

Chloe Gomez is a beautiful girl she acts like a bitch if you get on her bad side but other than that she is a kind person you just got to get to know her she is a little wild ;) she will love you with all her heart and be loyal she will do anything for you she will always put you before herself and you will regret leaving her cause she is the most beautiful and kind person you will ever meet she is one of a kind she is also a sensitive person so be carful to not hurt her heart.

Chloe Gomez is a beautiful girl she acts like a bitch if you get on her bad side but other than that she is a kind person you just got to get to know her she is a little wild ;) but she will love you will all her heart and be loyal she will do anything for you she and will always put you before herself and you will regret leaving her cause she is the most beautiful and kind person you will ever meet she is on of a kind she is also a sensitive person so be carful to not hurt her heart to bad.

by Chloe Gomez June 1, 2018

Selena Gomez

She is verrrrrry pretty. She also sings very well and I'm sure she has a nice personality.

Me : Omg! I love that girl over there!
Friend : Yeah! Totally! She's just like Selena Gomez!

by jernvds November 23, 2018

sales gomer

A Dorky Salesman of any product, who tries to act like a professional, but it shows thru that they are just a Dimwit who is too stupid to be anything other than a dopey salesperson

The sales gomer tried to sell me a real junker of a used car last week, but I saw thru his fake sales pitch and went elsewhere, leaving the bumbling boob behind.

by Rory O'Doul December 4, 2018

Kris Gomez

A Cuban Not cockasian at all pretty dark just like his soul. He gets ugly named girls and the one for him is better. He is very awkward and sometimes deserves a slap and Richelleeeeeee is probably fat and ugly. Kris is also a baseball boy the ugliest of them all and he has a shrimp

That guy kris gomez is a hoe

by Haha croquetita the jodiste April 5, 2019