Imaginary figure invented by primitive humans used to explain why natural events like, for exemple, raining happened
by ren May 01, 2004
An omniponent being that supposedly created the universe and is the main character in a fictional pice of crap called the 'bible'. The bible often contradicts itself, and and it has been proven that it is a lie by science.
by I-Like-Potatoes May 31, 2007
by lord awesome's sister March 26, 2015
God is a being which, in its various incarnations, has been directly responsible for more human suffering than any other despot or dictator in the history of the human race.
Many mistakenly attribute the creation of the universe to this entity. However, this is not accurate. At best, God was smoking a reefer when things got started up - at worst, God doesn't exist.
More wars and irrational slaughtering have occurred in the name of God than in any other name. All said, the death-toll is believed to be at least, in collective, the total population of the Earth as it stands today.
Prayer is an act typically directed at God. However, there is no statistical correlation between prayer and the desired outcomes asked for in prayer. Therefore, if God does exist, it's statistically proven that it doesn't care for the plight of man.
The concept of God, in the west, is largely associated with Abrahamic faiths, namely Christianity, Islam, and Judaism. These faiths are also the three major monotheistic belief systems of the word and are each, in their own regards spreading a dangerous meme in which God is portrayed as kind, good and merciful. God is none of these things.
Historically, according to the old testament, God is a petty and jealous being. These are the earliest records of existence and concept of God.
Religions that lack a God tend to be more objective and peaceful. For an example, see Buddhism.
Many mistakenly attribute the creation of the universe to this entity. However, this is not accurate. At best, God was smoking a reefer when things got started up - at worst, God doesn't exist.
More wars and irrational slaughtering have occurred in the name of God than in any other name. All said, the death-toll is believed to be at least, in collective, the total population of the Earth as it stands today.
Prayer is an act typically directed at God. However, there is no statistical correlation between prayer and the desired outcomes asked for in prayer. Therefore, if God does exist, it's statistically proven that it doesn't care for the plight of man.
The concept of God, in the west, is largely associated with Abrahamic faiths, namely Christianity, Islam, and Judaism. These faiths are also the three major monotheistic belief systems of the word and are each, in their own regards spreading a dangerous meme in which God is portrayed as kind, good and merciful. God is none of these things.
Historically, according to the old testament, God is a petty and jealous being. These are the earliest records of existence and concept of God.
Religions that lack a God tend to be more objective and peaceful. For an example, see Buddhism.
How can you kill millions, ignore the requests of those who adore you - more or less brushing them aside - and still have millions of people think you're the greatest thing ever? Be God.
by HIH The LORD October 09, 2007
God: Satan your job is to destroy the World since I created everything
Satan: Ok I'm off See ya in a few centuries
Satan: Ok I'm off See ya in a few centuries
by Kaiser aka Kai May 31, 2007
A fake, untrue illusion that many fall prey to believing in. Many Christians look towards God for guidance and direction in their life, but sadly they are only talking to the air.
Some Christian Kid: Do you believe in God?
Random Guy: No, I don't believe in things that don't exist.
Random Guy: No, I don't believe in things that don't exist.
by tom-paul July 11, 2008