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Fuck-Fungus

That prostitute gave me a fuck-fungus that took three rounds of antibiotics to cure.

I could smell her crotch and that stank said serious fuck-fungus.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
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fumus

Fumus is a word which describes human flesh. e.g. When we eat cow, we refer to it as beef, eating pig flesh is referred to as pork. Chicken and lamb are sadly referred to as chicken and lamb, respectively.

However, human flesh required it's own name. Fumus comes from the F from Flesh, the um from hUMan, and us from us- because- I don't know.
It would be nice to have some fumus for dinner- perhaps with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
by Urbane Cowboy October 29, 2004
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Fukushima

Bob and Sue's relationship has gone Fukushima! Everybody within a 15 mile radius better evauate, cause it's gonna blow!
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Fungus up Your Bungus

What is irritating that person that they are so annoying you don't want to be around them.

The other way to define it is "What's crawling up your ass!"
Hey man, is there a fungus up your bungus today?
by JillsCrazyPlace February 3, 2010
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anal fungus

a fungus that grows out of the anus hole
by Travis Brannan November 27, 2007
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funessa

a cute girl name vanessa who is a lot of fun
vanessa is being funessa tonight!!
by VANESSA15897 December 21, 2008
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humongous fungus

OMG! You have a humongous fungus. *Gets down on knees*
by hfc May 6, 2007
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