golden funnel 

Receiving a Golden Shower while wearing a plastic collar guard like those put on a dog to prevent agitating of wounds.

I gave that bitch a golden funnel last night!!!

golden funnel by forrest484 May 12, 2006

Fatty Funnel Cake 

The act of a male pulling out his penis from the doggy style position to ejaculate on a woman's butt after which he throws powdered sugar on a bitch to make a dashing funnel cake-looking design.

Nate gives Daria her favorite fatty funnel cake when she's a good girl.

Fatty Funnel Cake by JiggleB October 5, 2016

Coney Island Funnel Cake 

When multiple guys drizzle their ejaculate onto a girls face. Simple, fun, and brings you back to the good ol's days.

A Coney Island Funnel cake is often found at bachelor parties in Vegas!

Hey girl, you hungry? How 'bout a Coney Island Funnel Cake...

Coney Island Funnel Cake by J-Dawg Deezy October 27, 2008

Greensburg Funnel Cake 

The blowing out of powdered sugar from one's butt onto another one they're trying to impress. A very backwards way of showing someone you'd like to date them.

"Dude... did you see him give her the Greensburg Funnel Cake?"

"Ya... he must really like her..."

Greensburg Funnel Cake by Funnier than your Mom November 14, 2011

Rape funnel 

"A big hole in the ground on worms" - Where the landscape has been formed into a pit in which any grenades fired into will roll to the bottom where any worms will inevitably be ruined.

forts on worms (the video game), the opposing team has destroyed the landscape and made a pit where some of the players are collected, they can fire grenades into this pit and easily kill off enemies, hence they're going to get raped and are in a rape funnel!

Rape funnel by thewhiterussian November 26, 2011

Russian funnel 

When your partner shoves a funnel in your arse and shits, pisses, spits, cums and throws up in it. They then take it out and as fast as they can shove it in their gob and pour the rest on your chest and arse. Shortly followed by shitting on your chest and adding whippy cream and a cherry on top!

Hey sexy wanna come round and fuck followed by a Russian funnel?

Russian funnel by ohthatgurl007 February 10, 2018

British Funnel Cake 

When one defecates through a strainer onto someone else creating a funnel cake pattern on that person.

Dick and Jane were pretty close, but her stomach hurt. So, a British Funnel Cake was the best answer.

British Funnel Cake by PopUp5 May 26, 2008