flonkey

- A person who misses alot of skillshots (Aimed abilities) or bullets (Shooting Games) when he is low on health due to stress/fear

That guy is a huge flonkey! he had 15 shots and landed only 2!

by Zelfrax July 1, 2016

Felonis

(fel-oh-NEES) Hot, beautiful woman; loving and kind, but don't piss her off! From Greek and Latin roots - hot blooded and a party animal! Every man wishes he could have her; every woman wishes she could be her. A HELL of a lover! Often shortened to Fel or Loni.

Man I wish I could Felonis like that!

by DaStuff February 5, 2010

flonged

The act of sticking a thong up a girls ass, then using the shitty underwear to floss your teeth.

If my breath stinks its because me and my girl flonged last night.

by Chussyface March 11, 2015

butt felony

A butt felony is a grievous offense committed to or on a butt. This corresponds to offenses committed by humans or by nature itself.

Person 1: "Oh my God, one of that girl's cheeks is WAY bigger than the other one!"
Person 2 (reply): "I know, man, what a butt felony!"

Person 1: "Hey man, nice game!" *slaps person 2's ass*
Person 2: "Hey, that was NOT a butt felony"

Person 1: "Hey man, nice shirt" *slaps person 2's ass*
Person 2: "Hey, that WAS a butt felony"

by Zeb Girouard April 28, 2007

Flongstic

A combination of flid, mong & spastic. meaning a very stupid person for which no other would describe their stupidity enough

I can't believe you got that wrong you flongstic

by Semtex1871 January 18, 2009

falondaline

The enzyme in indian cows that allows vodka to be made of indian cow milk.

John "you cant make vodka out of milk"
Jacob"Yeah you can but only in india, their cows have a special enzyme called FALONDALINE that allows milk to be made into vodka"
John "wow"

by Doctor Farnsworth March 27, 2009

Felony Speed

Exceeding the posted speed limit by such a large margin that if clocked by the authorities, your "Speeding Ticket," involves a Bailbondsman, a lawyer and an impound fee. Exceptions include: A pregnant woman giving birth and any wound requiring more than 12 stitches to either yourself or a passenger (Both are valid only when enroute to a hospital).

Felony Speed." ex: Driving 116mph in a 65mph zone and getting clocked on radar by police. Double points on your license if it was in a construction zone. You can't talk your way out of a ticket if the officer has his gun drawn and is performing a "Felony Stop."

by Sky_Pirate7222 November 30, 2010