frumpy

frumpy defines an morbidly obese walrus ressembling chunky/pudgy woman whom enjoy children. These creature are rare, and generally live in the basement of a mcdonalds, and have a strict diet of one inch wonders.

Yo, we all be frumpy mofo's.

by oneinchwonders<3 December 14, 2011

frumpy

slightly messy hair to the extent that its cute, big bows and no make up.

not to be confused with ' could care less about appearance ' frumpy

FRUMPYGRL : i decided to wear a side ponytail today

POSSIBLEPEDO : i see, you also wore your oversized hoodie, looking quite frumpy baby

FRUMPYGRL : lolyay

by icantdoacartwheel November 15, 2009

Frumpy

An adjective used to describe a person over weight or oddly shaped who appears to be aggravated.

See also glutton.

Dat bitch look frumpy af

by Pandatatts February 1, 2017

Frump

Frump, noun, Sometimes pleasant or delightful, but more often an overly confidant, obnoxiously dressed, rotund woman who is constantly speaking in loud tones on topics they could never understand; topics such as fashion or men. Native habitat, Lane Bryant, Walmart or local fast food restaurants where they can purchase the 15,000-calorie salad and still remain on their diet. After all, it is just a salad. Frumps often travel in-groups of 3 or more in what urban sociologists have termed, an unkindness. Gravy stains on the front of her moo-moo can identify the Midwestern variety, normally the largest of all Frumps. Eastern Frumps typically have the worst attitude and Western Frumps the most makeup.

Also see Frumplestiltskins and Frumpaholic

Have you ever noticed that Frumps don't go to the beach?

by Davy February 7, 2004

frumping

The act of frumping is, when submerged in a pool, bathtub, lake, or any body of water, to fart underwater and eat the bubbles before they hit the surface. This doesn't have to be a one-person activity either.

I was frumping in my bathtub but I'm not good solo. Call Dave, he'll eat anything.

by eightyeight December 28, 2005

Frumplestiltskin

When you shit in a frumpy girls mouth and then she gives you head while you are wiping your ass.

Last night I went downtown and got the dirtiest hooker I could. She gave me a frumplestiltskin for only 20 bucks.

by WaT3rZ July 6, 2017

Frumpie

Something that is big and smelly

Damn that bitches pussy was frumpie

by Mattisuckass April 25, 2021