frumping

The act of frumping is, when submerged in a pool, bathtub, lake, or any body of water, to fart underwater and eat the bubbles before they hit the surface. This doesn't have to be a one-person activity either.

I was frumping in my bathtub but I'm not good solo. Call Dave, he'll eat anything.

by eightyeight December 11, 2005

fludd

Verb. To fludd, deriving from the name of Super Mario Sunshine character F.L.U.D.D., is the act of using your urine stream to clean the inside of a soiled toilet bowl

"Did you clean your shit out of the toilet yet"
"Don't be a bitch, just fludd it off"

by EightyEight February 11, 2014