france

Western European nation, with a rich culture and history. Member of NATO, the EU, and G8. Has a GDP/capita of about 30,000 euros. Famous for its wines, cheese, women, xenophobes, Eiffel Tower and Napoleon. Had tense relations with Germany and Britain in the past, and is presently despised by many Americans. Ironically, France provided major assistance for the USA during the Revolutionary War, and also gave them the Statue of Liberty, one of America's most well-known symbols.

Before pointing out that the French are cowards who surrender quickly, consider what France did during the Hundred Years War, the Napoleonic Wars, or WWI. Still, that DeGaulle guy was a douche.

by captainfugu December 30, 2008

Frances

Beautiful. Bootylicious. Smart. Dimples are gorgeous! Is a lover not a fighter. Has been hurt by quite a few guys. Has trust issues. Loyal. Trustworthy. Honest. Loves playing video games and listening to music. A sweet heart. She loves laughing and loves to see other people smile. Easy to get along with. Any guy would be lucky to have her.

Frances has dimples like no other!
Frances has a lot of booty
Frances is very loyal
Frances is super beautiful

by gangstaaa123 January 10, 2012

French Embassy

The act of french kissing non-traditional holes of the body. Each hole that you stick your tongue into establishes an "french embassy," because you bring a little bit of France to that body part. When establishing french embassies typically more than one is suggested for effective "diplomatic relations."

Craig Ferguson thought a French Embassy wasn't a sex act. Well it is now, enjoy!

by Mystic-X November 4, 2011

Francesco

A very very sexy man from Italian decent . Great personality, very athletic and smart, all the girls love him!

I wish I was Francesco, he gets all the ladies.

by cesco13 April 23, 2011

fence ghosting

The act of purposely ghostriding a car into a fence, combining ghostriding and fence plowing.

Me and Faisal went fence ghosting his sister's Sentra.

by AustinG October 25, 2007

French Baton

When you grab your semi-erect penis and slap someone across the face with it as hard as you can, usually during fellatio.

I totally gave this girl who was giving me head last night a French Baton

by Swedish Jesus May 23, 2010

francesturbation

francesturbation: the act of french people speaking proudly about the superiority of the french, often in a condescending way

When you are in a restaurant and you are talking to your friends about how the wine chosen isn't very good, and the frenchman at the table responds by saying "That is because it is not French Wine," typically accompanied by a sly grin. The gratuitous boasting the frenchman is portraying here would be a classic exampple of francesturbation.

by captainpun July 28, 2011