licking out my freezer

An extremely personal act usually performed under the combined influences of booze and extreme cold.

"I'll probably be licking out my freezer till 11 or so."
"Gross, dude."

by buttercupsdan May 10, 2009

FReeper

A FReeper is an independent free thinking individual not educated by MTV, motion pictures,Starbucks, Ted Rall or Bill Maher.

Also, they are hated by all those whose fathers have failed them.

Starbuckian leftist:"You neo-con freepers are sycophants to Bush"

FReeper:"I am sorry your father failed you."

by Guido555 October 9, 2007

freeserve

See Wanadoo

Freeserve is changing ... to Wanadoo!

by Mister Ignorant May 13, 2004

new freezer

A frigid new girlfriend that won't put out.

Dude 1: Been goin' out wiv Brandice for 24 hours and she keeping me away from parking da beef bus in tuna town.

Dude 2: Fuck day bredren, drop her like a wet fish cuz she ain't nuffin' , she's nuffin' but a New Freezer, you get me? Ya Dunno.

by Spackattackmasack April 19, 2018

freezer

One day, a girl meant to call some one a freak and a loser, but they just combined them into freezer. The name stuck and now is used by other people.

You are such a freezer. Ew.

by SammMan November 14, 2004

freezerburn

a random word said anywhere in a sentence in any context meaning anything

rake mindler AKA fake lindler is a FREEZERBURN!!!!!

by MaGuizZ May 27, 2006

Freeper

A facebook creeper. Someone who chronically checks pictures, usually of the opposite sex.

Also has a lot of friends on facebook that they do not actually know.

Shirley: Why is Dexter's laptop always on when we go over?

Jan: Ya, he is on facebook chat all the time! What is he doing?

Shirley: He is probably a freeper.

Jan: /shutters

by John Joe Doe August 24, 2009