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Frances

Frances is epic and loveable. if you find a Frances make sure you let her know she's Beautiful because she definitely is!
Frances you're so beautiful!
by GooberGlider February 10, 2022
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chloe francesca agar

Is a beautiful girl who is kind to everyone. You could say she is hot, sexy, gorgeous, adorable, amazing. If you are lucky to meet a Chloe you would want to keep her safe and you would love her to bits. Just seeing her smile would make your day, and you would do anything to make her smile. You would want her in your life forever, you would want to go out with her.
Wow! Have you seen Chloe Francesca agar
by 1255 April 24, 2018
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Francesca

Likes older men, specifically Asian ones named after American States
Francesca Loves Mr. Chang
by Fagthot October 11, 2019
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Lauren Francesca

Why Lauren Francesca is clear cause to stop counting votes for woman of the millennium 989 years early.

1) Recent photo shoot of Lauren Francesca hugging her dog, "Georgie Boy," people at the dog park are confusing the pooch with "Hey, look! It's LUCKY DOG!"

2) Lauren Francesca sends a sign to evolution's amusement park that the train ride is over & the hot caboose is not the only attraction

3) Lauren Francesca proves that no amount of pain, misery or unhappiness is worth dying for, just think of all the times you prayed for merciful death prior to first seeing her

4) Lauren Francesca's banned from vacationing near the Arctic Circle for fear of resultant global warming

5) Movie set janitors tie razors to and flail brooms for dibs to sweep the cutting room floor while her movies are being edited

6) When Lauren Francesca cries those black tears in Los Campesinos! "Romance Is Boring" (dir Alex de Campi), licorice whip sales spike like an EKG during Jack Nicholson's electroshock therapy in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

7) Lauren Francesca has to wear wide brimmed hats if doves fly overhead. Yhey're pissed she can tie an olive branch in a knot with no hands

8) Rumors Lady Gaga will go as Lauren Francesca for Halloween.

9) 1st week LaurenFrancescaFanClub.com was up requests for locks of her hair warranted buying a Sinead O'Connor wig.

10) With Lauren Francesca having two X chromosomes, it's impossible to get PG-13 rating for movies with her in it if script mentions DNA.
"Who did you like better in that Lauren Francesca short film CHASING THE KISS, Walter Masterson or Michael 'Pyro' Araujo?"

"I thought I saw some other people in that movie. If you say so. I sorta blocked a lot out when she gets lifted up and.. NO NO!!!! kisses!!! I'm down to two grief counseling sessions a week though. Still not allowed on YouTube, dammit.
by theMidnightTacoElf January 1, 2011
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Francesca

Someone who gets fucked over by everyone, who trusts too quickly and always gets hurt even if she won't admit it
I got a proper Francesca
by YOBOTCHITSME December 9, 2016
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sarah frances

An annoying overly talkative person that is secretly really smart or really depressed
by Biittshsjqiqbs December 5, 2016
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Francesca

An amazing person who doesn’t credit herself for the happiness she causes among others she is jus amazing WOO WOO WOO OVER THE FENCE
someone said woo woo woo over the fence ! was probably Francesca
by I put a ruler in the table October 28, 2019
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