slue footed

Is when u big and u so big yo chunky feet almost 1 inch from caving so. so they turn out this most likly cause u r knock kneed. in conclusion, yo legs on the verge of dead

daughter: ouch ma my legs hurt

mom: we’ll sit your slue footed, knock kneed ass down and they won’t

by vmoneylations October 6, 2021

Fooey

An exclamation, usually used instead of a cus word

Oh FOOEY! I lost my keys!

by Flexygirl127 November 8, 2016

Fifty-footer

Someone who looks really attractive from 50 feet away. Closer examination reveals ...

No way, that dood from the club was a total fifty-footer!

by moi October 15, 2003

Donkey Footed

Fuck a girl from behind pull out and kick that bitch straight in pussy my niggas. thus making a clapping sound when foot and front part of the ankle come in contact with the pussy/butthole giving you dolby surround sound like claps

Dave: A Bill I donkey punched my first girl lastnight, what ya think about that?!

Bill: Bitch that ain't shit. I kicked the fuck out this bitch pussy lastnight its called getting donkey Footed . Gimmie a call and ill preform one on your mother.

by Ricochet Rob July 10, 2010

Fooled by an Asian

When you're checking out a girl from behind only to have her turn around and have an ugly Asian face.

Damn, I just got Fooled by an Asian.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

fooner

1. A male underserving of any respect.
2. A fuckup; an idiot; a boner.

I've never understood why Timmy gets all the hot chicks because he's such a fooner.

by TylerW July 8, 2005

five footer

a nasty ass bitch, who is five feet tall, and enjoys giving sloppy blowjobs in bathrooms, as well as other various sexual activities with anything that moves, including pickle tickling nerds in public places.

friend:
"don't tell me you fucked five footer again last night."
response:
"hey, i was mo high/drunk... and I made her call me Santa"

by Ben Galbraith January 9, 2006