Screw Flanders

something...Homer Simpson might say?

meh, I don't feel like writing out an example

by equine_attraction_00 July 27, 2004

To Flander

To mess something up beyond repair; to deny logic and common sense in an action

Man, I don't know how but he sure manages to Flander anything he touches.

by Lord Bundrick February 26, 2008

flan

Short for flannel, the comfy wintertime fabric.

"Matilda sure looked hot in her new flan jammies, 'specially 'cause she forgot the pants."

by Anonymus Bosch January 12, 2006

flanagan

A sexual act, either perversive or naive, when the penis is placed in the belly button of a female when the assumed intent of the female party is vaginal pleasure. This can cause either amusement, discomfort, or general displeasure.

"Damn, it, Kenny! If you don't stop Flanagan my belly button, I will have to ask for my camera back!"

by Matt Post March 7, 2008

folantis

Nonsensical exclamation used to replace traditionally foul language. Originally used in Christ the King High School in Brooklyn, NY. Now used extensively amongst alumni of the high school and in the New York metropolitan area. Notable usage in Stevens Institute of Technology in Hoboken, NJ.

"Oh my folantis! That chicken and rice was spicy!"

"What the folantis you doin' in the bathroom? You stinkin' up the place!"

by Haig Armenian December 28, 2007

flanaggle

To create something out of something, often out of unexpected materials. Similar to macgyvering something, however to a lesser degree.

just give me a moment and i can flanaggle you up a new door hinge.

by Dylan Coleman January 8, 2009

Filanja

The name of a song written by Emily and Katherine. Based on Michael Jackson, often said with an "OW" infront of it.

Pronounced:
"Fill-an-jar

Also used to mean somebody is an "idiot".

Katherine: I forgot my Rollerblades for Rollerhockey.

Emily: Oh, your such a Filanja

by Filanja's October 21, 2008