Flip Flop

When two guys are having sex and they both take turns being the bottom.

"Hey, check out Scotty"
"Dude, you're not a bottm"
"So?"
"Scotty flip flops so you gotta take it in the ass if you wanna plow him in the ass"
"I'm ready..."

by Okogeman June 29, 2008

knucklebumped a floater

when one's aggressive ass-wiping causes him or her to forcefully strike the chocolaty log within the toilet bowl.

i was taking a behemoth dump on my break before i looked at my phone and saw that i had only one minute 'til punch in time. i was wiping so aggressively/quickly that i, accidentally, knucklebumped a floater.

by todd beanfeather February 24, 2009

Mario's floating head

Exactly what it implies: the floating head of mario from the asstastic educational game, Mario Teaches Typing 2. Says many incredible, awesome things as "Imma bet you can't do this! WEEEEEEEE!" "Oh,nice computer you got here! Can I have it" and "Oh boy! Finally imma get to move onthe ground"
Inventor of the epic "Mariocise"

Mario's floating head is awesome. Apparently he wants somethingto drinkie!

by Justin Thorson February 27, 2009

coke float

A cold drink/desert made by adding two or three scoops of ice cream (usually vanilla flavor) into a glass of Coca-Cola; more commonly made with root beer

This coke float sure does taste good on a hot summer day. Too bad we didnt have any root beer to make it with.

by Super Gerbil June 28, 2004

floating on a cloud of titties

"floating on a cloud of titties" is an expression used to convey a comfortable feeling of utter ecstasy in one's state of being.

Holy shit this X is AWESOME!! I feel like I'm floating on a cloud of titties.

by Cunninglinguist69 September 9, 2008

The Dickbeer Float

Pour beer into the pussy, but be sure to let it saturate...then you fuck the shit out of it until you cum inside(no pull outs!!!!), then have her power pussy(squirt out) the concocktion in your mouth...tastes surprisingly just like a root beer float!

I bet you liked The Dickbeer Float i gave you last night baby...

by Dick Cummings1 May 3, 2008

floating crap game

A dice game which is moved from place to place to evade the authorities. Usually found in New York in the late 1930s-40s.

It's the oldest established permanent floating crap game in New York!

by MissionDoll October 19, 2004