Floaty

Randomly found in light colored drinks, preferably those with ice. Noticed only AFTER you've drank from it already. Followed by bouts of denial over how it got there. Subject to great debate and one of life's greatest mysteries.

<Kev spots a floaty in the pink lemonade he's been sipping>

Kev:(sigh).....fuck.

by KetchupVSKatsup August 16, 2011

floatin

The feeling you get when you are just drunk enough not to feel anything and you're head is up in the clouds

After you have taken 7+ shots and the world becomes a blur; where you start looking at everything like its an adventure and your head feels super light, that's when you're floatin

by KatieBaby318 September 13, 2011

Float

Borrowed Or Paid To Use for a Specific Amount of Time.

That white lamborghini isn't his, that shit was just floated.
*Logan Paul Disstrack Reference*

by r3al 1ne August 8, 2017

whatever floats your boat

Your view is different then mine so I am going to tease you in a sarcastic way

Tom: I love going for long walks on Sundays, they make me feel so close to nature!

Tim: Riight... well whatever floats your boat man.

by sweetheart21 February 13, 2007

whatever floats your yacht

A phrase used for the wealthy. Only for the wealthy... you have to be rich to afford a yacht.
Simile Phrase: What ever floats your boat.

Rich girl: "I really want to get this 280,000 car, but I really like this 280,001 car... Well, I'll get the 280,001 car. I like it better than the 280,000 car..."

Other: "What ever floats your yacht."

Rich girl: "Well it can't be my money, cause it's heavy... idk. I'll have to ask my daddy.."

by Kevin N' Kyle and Company May 1, 2005

floating air bisquit

Also known as silent but deadly. A fart that can not be heard but can sure as hell be smelt. This type of flatulent sneaks up on you and unless there is a breeze, hard to tell who it came from. Don't ever recognize this type of fart out loud otherwise you fall into the rule of: "Whoever smelt it delt it"

"someone done ripped a floating air bisquit"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.

Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.

by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008