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Floating

When something doesn't sink in the rain.
The buildings in London are floating.
by moken January 29, 2015
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Flailing

1. A term used to describe a male, or female, who has just left a serious committed relationship and fails miserably at casually dating.

2. Commonly seen from both genders who have become so set in the mindset of a relationship, that the intricacies of first and second dates are thrown out the window to satisfy the need for their parter to fill the hole that their past relationship left.

3. These men and women unconsciously lead on potential suitors, who mistake their habits of intimacy as genuine intimacy, and cause not only heartache for the suitors engaged in the casual encounters, but for themselves as well; usually out of guilt.
1. Person 1: What happened with that girl you were seeing? I thought things were going so well!

Person 2: I thought so too, but after learning about her recent breakup it looked less like a sure thing, and more like she was just flailing around.

2. Person 1: How could you let such a great girl go? You said you really liked her
Person 2: I did, but I don't know what I want after (ex's name) . It's been so hard that I'm still flailing around
by My noduesp? January 31, 2016
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Flarking

The sexual act of urinating onto/into someones eye.
Hey baby, have you ever tried flarking before?
by Puedro September 29, 2014
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flarting

Failing + Flirting = Flarting

An attempt at flirting, but a failed attempt.

Usually performed by those who cannot find the right words to say, can't break ice, or just aren't that attractive (physically or emotionally) to the point that their words lose good meaning.
Male A: Hey girl, I'm a guy, you're a gal, lets mate tonight.
Female A: Uh...
Male B: Dude stop flarting, you're embarrassing yourself.

Male A: Oh hello (attempts to grin, appears unsettling)
Female A: Oh.... Hi? (runs)
Male A: Wow, I should really stop flarting.
by MassGuru April 28, 2011
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Floating head

A girl who dresses frumpy or comfortably.
Her: How do I look?
Him: All I see is a floating head.
by Harry T Baggins January 1, 2020
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late flailing

the act of excitedly freaking out over something you found out later than your friends.
Girl: "Wait, Anna Paquin was in that horror flick Trick r' Treat?"

Guy: "Uh...yeah, did you think True Blood was her only acting role??"

Girl: "OH MY GOD!!!! THAT IS SOOOO COOLIO! I LOVE ANNA PAQUIN!!!!!!"

Guy: "Wow....late flailing much?!"
by AmbyMT December 28, 2010
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