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Bombay Flapjack

Crapping into someone's mouth
he says - "Hello Dear what would you like to eat today"
she says - "Hmmmm, think I'll have a bombay flapjack
He says - "open your mooth then you dorty hoo-er"
she says - "yum yum!"
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flapjack

Well I'm saving for marriage but I'll give you a flapjack instead. What does that mean? You know when I jack you off with my stomach rolls.
by DaFlapJacker March 17, 2016
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Flapjacks

A mixture of flour and eggs made into a delicious, fluffy, circle shaped food.

Usually had on Saturday or Sunday morning with maple syrup.
"Dude, want to come over tonight? My mom's gonna make flapjacks in the morning!"
by Pancakes>Flapjacks March 31, 2019
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Flapjack Fannie

A woman with exceptionally large aerolla's.
by Admiral7Awesome August 5, 2018
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Puppy Flapjack

A sexual position used by cross country/track runners where a guy give a girl a cream pie while in doggy-style and the girl uses the male's ball-sack to "sponge" up the sperm, she then proceeds to eat the ball-sack like a flapjack.
Guy- "C'mon baby let me cum in you."
Girl- "Ok, but let me puppy flapjack you."
by King's Fork Honey Badger August 14, 2012
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Flapjack

Corporate cocktwaddle used by lower middle management in a passive aggressive manner, trying to convey an image of bringing ideas together - generally talking shite using words they don’t understand but have overheard whilst thrapping one out in the bogs.
Lets flapjack the shit out of that idea!!! If you don’t lay an egg on it by close of play your cock is on the block!!!
by William Large Balls July 5, 2018
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flapjack

Another term for a pancake. Pancakes are flat, round cakes made from a batter that typically includes flour, eggs, milk, and a leavening agent such as baking powder. They are cooked on a griddle or frying pan and served with toppings such as butter, syrup, fruit, or powdered sugar.
Person 1: What do you think of IHOP?
Person 2: Their flapjacks are pretty good.
by scugtunker May 29, 2024
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