making flapjacks

The act of performing fellatio in a parked or moving automobile.

Please park your vehicle before making flapjacks.

by icymore August 6, 2012

jiggly flapjacks

The degeneration of masculine pectoral muscles and turning into fatty, especially flabby tissue.

Dude used to work out all the time. Now his pecs are just jiggly flapjacks. I can’t help but imagine them flipping when smacking them from the bottom up. Lol.

by Vallis Castor October 15, 2017

Flapjack

Corporate cocktwaddle used by lower middle management in a passive aggressive manner, trying to convey an image of bringing ideas together - generally talking shite using words they don’t understand but have overheard whilst thrapping one out in the bogs.

Lets flapjack the shit out of that idea!!! If you don’t lay an egg on it by close of play your cock is on the block!!!

by William Large Balls July 5, 2018

flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass."

by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016

Flapjack

The female version of sending a dick pic

"Send me a Flapjack"
"You what?"
"Let me see you Flaps so I can Jack off"

by Eppi1986 June 11, 2018

flapjack ass

Big booty.

"Damn she got a flapjack ass."

by noreh April 25, 2016

the flapjack

When the bottom in missionary does a backwards somersault into a doggy-style blowjob

____ is amazing in bed, she did the flapjack and I came in seconds

I was so close to finishing in her, but she pulled the flapjack rq and I came in her mouth

by foodie420 March 9, 2022