flabber

A complete croad.

Dude, you should drop that bitch, she's a flabber.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

flabbergasted pickle

When your penis gets soft after you fuck the hell out of a tight anus.

His dick was soft after we fucked it look like a flabbergasted pickle

by Gaged hfs May 23, 2016

flabberbabbalabbablabbybum

A version of flabberbabbalabbablabbydick used in places such as kindergarten classrooms and princess birthday parties, where "bum" is already a swear word.

Little kid 1: i said somethin like this: babludnifvijnsooiasshrguok jsnfigoiandgoejfniro windjafoggyplospsaphregoans jghbfiusabgvhsakjdbvoiuwnvo kfnbiroiafbsdpnfbpsdjfbns pirjbgapsdknvsdpof jbneopshyrbfaodbosdfjnb dpojbndsgkjbnsabgvsdifub vdifjbdfjbndskjfnsdiunseirubjb danskituaiauoeaueiaoiueuaiueaoieuai.

Little kid 2: Mom! My playmates being a flabberbabbalabbablabbybum!

by Freeko Zoidle February 18, 2008

Flabblegobber

When a girl is getting done in the butt and the balls are flapping around. Often times the guy is smacking his lips and her lips.

You better not flabblegobber me!

by Pie194847829 December 17, 2015

Flabbledorf

An old proto-Slavic term for a woman with prodigious breasts.

"Damn Vladimir - she got some serious flabbledorf."

by Reetdeetdadoo July 13, 2021

flabblegasted

When u and yo homie fucking and then you shit ur jortz and gotta ask your mom for money to buy new clothes

“Yo man, we gotta stop. I flabblegasted”
“It’s ok, so did I”
“Want to get McDonald”
“No loser you smell like fart poop”

by W33b April 17, 2023

flabbergasmed

a state of disbelief over how hard you just came

i came so hard i almost passed out, i was totally flabbergasmed for the rest of the day

by Above Average December 14, 2008