Lying through his fingernails

Equivalent of lying through one's teeth, but for situations in which the lie was conveyed through typed text via computer or text message.

"Didn't you say Chase told you he was busy tonight? He totally just booty texted me. That boy is lying through his fingernails."

by MDix September 7, 2011

Fingerlings

Ring like objects worn over half of the finger, usually made out of fabric, vinyl or leather.

The basketball team wore matching fingerlings at the homecoming game.

by TyC Fingerlings June 9, 2010

Fingeringmybum

The act of one fingering there ass or "bum" as we brits call it.

Blue_Roost64: I love fingeringmybum you guys!
Jaq: Ew you nasty faggot
Blue_Roost64: It smells and tastes so good when I eat it
Fusion: uMad
Blue_Roost64: No im glad I finger my bum till I cum, as my mom video tapes :)

by Dat_Fuze September 14, 2010

Fingering the bass

To "finger the bass" means to finger a vagina with skill. Bass guitarists are known to have skilled fingers, and fast hands, and often "finger" the notes to produce the sounds on their instrument. This is also a pun on the word "bass" and "bass", "bass" being short for a bass guitar, and "bass" being a type of fish. Vaginas are often referred to as being "fishy". Haha, great pun, I know!

"So, since you're a skilled bass guitarist, does that mean you'll be good at 'fingering the bass', as it were?"

by J Saville September 29, 2013

Fingerbonged

When you are cleaning the ash out of your pipe after smoking weed and you get your index finger covered in ash then you just got fingerbonged!!!!!!

Like you just finger fucked your pipe

Susan lifted her finger to revel black smut on her index finger after cleaning her pipe head out.

TRIPLE H says "Omg susan you just fingerbonged HAHAHAHA

by Riddlemethis! June 2, 2009

dick fingering

Excessively touching an item or person for any period time

Hey buddy ,stop dick fingering my phone.

by Zilla25 November 23, 2015

fingerdicking

Background unknown. It refers to the act of excessively and unecessarily touching something in such a way that it causes some sort of mess.

Tom fingerdicked the cake so bad all the icing came off.

Jane, don't fingerdick the glass! I just cleaned all those fingerprints off!

by Pope April 12, 2005