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feed the beaver

Euphemism for vaginal penetration or insertion as in the act of sex/intercourse by all pleasurable means.

Has nothing to do with a real kitty cat unless it's your type of bestial fetish in which case you must seek psychological help immediately.

Feed the kitty and feeding the kitty are also used.
To feed the beaver one must first have a clear visual of the target, thus a razor and in a rare cases a weed wacker (preferably with an electric motor and a long battery life) is vitally necessary.
by Frotheriffic March 15, 2008
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fuck em and feed em fish heads

This phrase is most effective when refering to some asshole (usually a boss, teacher, or other dipshit) who wants to limit your fun. Could be used in the place of Fuck him/her, screw you, fuck off, etc...
My boss said that I couldn't make monkey love to my secretary on his desk, fuck em and feed em fish heads.
by jpeezy12 June 22, 2006
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feeder

Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
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Feeding the geese

Sorry that took so long I was feeding the geese
by carrie jackson May 15, 2018
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Evening Feed

it is basicily the newer sland for eating dinner with family
like being fed by the older ones from either take out or a home cooked meal
boy 1- (walks in) hey family hows it hanging?
boy 2- nothing much just time for evening feed!
by Infamous Austin July 6, 2009
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Nigger Feed

A type of "feed" that is most commonly made up of Fried Chicken and Watermelon. The feed can also conatain other sterotypical African American delicacies. This is usually followed by a glass of grape drink.
Josh: Let's go get some KFC!
Amber: Yeah! I'm in the mood for some Nigger Feed.
by MissDeatherage August 27, 2010
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Feed Me

An electronic music producer that actually knows how to write music.
Despite his usual lack of enjoyment for electronic music, the musical expertise Patrick greatly enjoyed the song, "Strange Behaviours," by Feed Me due to his great and original writing.
by goopydudest October 23, 2013
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