Failure at life

Max Herrmann

a person who never wins is a failure at life, a thing that goes wrong in a persons life like max being born

by mikedravs13 October 16, 2008

failure to communicate

Verb: A lack of communication demonstrated from slackasses that don't return numerous phone calls.

Considering I've left Joe a minimum of five voice messages without as much as one returned call, I think what we've got here is a failure to communicate.

by PTL April 26, 2006

Failure in life

Someone who fails in life such as Sammii H-K

Heyy dude your such a failure in life!
Err no im not, im not Sammii.

by Sprkl April 26, 2010

Life Failiure

Someone who is completely and utterly terrible in dealing with the fundamentals of living in regular society. Life Faliures are usually self-centered and unaware that the real world does not revolve around thier own set of small and close minded beliefs.

Brendan believes that he should get a refund on his
Sci-Phone becase he thought he was getting an i-phone even though the ebay seller advertisement Sci-Phone quite cleary on his shop page.

Brendan is such a "Life Failiure"

by The Thunder Man August 3, 2009

failure to launch

when a girl can get the guys penis "up" because of her grossly, disgusting looks

molly i cant get hard because your to damn ugly. ther fore causing a "failure to launch"

by justin gib November 21, 2006

Failure

Oli eH oH is the definition of a failure

Person 1: Hey do you know who's a failure?

Person 2: Yeah! It's that Oily London isnt it?

HAHAHAHHAHA

STAN NCT BITCHES

by Nct 2020 goty October 8, 2020

Ironic Failure

When someone Fails at something they are amazingly good at or when someone dies in a ironic way but funny at the same time.

Guy 1: Did you know i pwn at gears with the chainsaw?
guy 2: Really lets play today. 3 hrs latr
Guy 2: Damn, i thought you said you were good
Guy 1: I never said that (Denial)

IRONIC FAILURE

by ThAtOneMexiCanDudE94 April 15, 2010