Agnostic

1. Someone who considers ancient texts to be on the same level of credibility as scientific research.

2. Someone who is fully aware of the abundance of evidence refuting the claims of religion, but couldn't care less about religious ideology ruining the world.

Agnostic: "CAN YOU PROVE THAT!? PROVE IT!! YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT !!!! LET'S SEE YOU TRY AND PROVE IT!!"

Atheist: "Stop crying. Not believing in something because of a lack of evidence is rational. Believing in something without evidence is irrational. Saying both sides of the argument are equal is both smug and stupid."

by PedroPierre December 20, 2010

fanastic

fanastic; adj or verb; (pronounced : bombastic) a fantastically stupid/retarded action; and insult.

When you slipped on the ice so fanastically, I couldn't help but point and laugh at your sorry ass.

by BECKS. March 8, 2009

Agnostic

A person who is unsure whether they believe in a God.
Agnosticism - unsure if they believe in God.

Bobert: Hey Robert, do you believe in a God?
Robert: Hmm...should I be? I'm pretty Agnostic.

by (( ({>O<}) )) October 10, 2009

agnostic

An athiest who doesn't have the balls to admit it.

John didn't believe in a God, but in fear of the possibility of a God, he claimed to be agnostic.

by Rappin' Phil September 5, 2008

agnostic

agnostic (àg-nòs´tîk) noun:

an atheist trying to hedge his bet.

He's an agnostic. He doesn't know if there is a god, but he's trying to cover his bet.

by skyweeder October 10, 2009

agnostic

An atheist who admits that he could be wrong, and thinks that this makes him something else.

I call myself an agnostic to make myself sound more open-minded even though I have no spiritual beliefs whatsoever.

by Killing Kittens March 6, 2005

agnostic

an atheist without balls

Colbert: "are you an atheist?"
Ehrman: "no, I'm an agnostic"
Colbert: "Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?"

by bigbadbrian December 17, 2008