Proper Filth

Genuine, suitable disgusting, obscene and sometimes offensive dirty humor.

Engaging in dirty humor requires witty, proper filth.

by Abruzzo Principessa Italiana August 3, 2016

Cradle of filth

Sheets of sacrificial toilet paper placed across the water in a public toilet to stop the water splashing up onto your ass

The toilets in the club were disgusting so had to lay a cradle of filth before I did a shit

by Marc Wins November 25, 2022

Liquid Filth

Pepsi.

I found a can of Pepsi in the back of the fridge and I drank it. It tasted like liquid filth.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 November 27, 2016

failure filth

What happens when you've lost your job...marriage...start up. Days of eating junk food, drinking alcohol, and forgetting to clean (anything).

I stopped by Phil's and he was still so broken up about losing his job he was lost in a pile of failure filth.

by XYZF May 12, 2016

Filth-A-Ka-Bob

A skank who wears 5 layers of make-up, thinks she is the shit and attractive (but really she looks like someone just pissed on her face), and illegally loses her virginity to an older guy and gets a STD

Why is he talking to that filth-a-ka-bob?! She is foul!

by UrFoul824 January 30, 2010

FILTH

Father I'd Like To Fuck

I want to see that FILTH in boxers

by SueAmandaErica May 14, 2019

Purest Filth

A group of friends that get drunk every weekend and experience serious DADS (day after drinking shits)

Wow do you reckon those girls are 'Purest filth".

by captbrittiff February 8, 2017