Shit Fence

When an individual farts and walks around a given area where someone is incased in the vapor.

Danny made a shit fence around the water fountain.

by Pait January 24, 2009

Wyoming Fence Post

In Female-to-Male (FTM) transsexuals, any type of penile prosthesis, especially those made of silicone that are made to extend and retract to simulate an erection in the by the owner's manipulation.

"Holy shit! Look at the bulge in her pants! I'm pretty sure she's packing a Wyoming Fence Post!"

by PNC Oy! December 17, 2012

Dick Fence

The act of blocking one's dick from prying eyes whilst peeing in a public environment. Used by rafters or boaters when a male has to pee off the side of the boat and wants to block a direct view of his junk. Hats, a well placed hand, a map, a sandal, could all be used for the dick fence.

While Dave was taking a leak off the side of the boat, Sarah's boat floated really close by. So Dave put up a dick fence with his hat so she couldn't see how small it was.

by Erox72 September 1, 2013

Jump the fence

To do something overdramatic in response to something (i.e.; a breakup), just like Colton Underwood did in his season in the Bachelor.

Caelynn will jump the fence when she finds out that Hannah B is the new bachelorette!

by uwukitten March 17, 2019

Hide behind the fence

Working man’s Kath

Why do you hide behind your shed

In silence

To listen to me singing to myself

Why do you watch me from the windows

Why are you gonna get cctv to keep watch on my garden … this is seriously creepy and these words left your mouth …

Why if it was you … kinda feels it was …

Bad translator …

Will your obsession ever stop

Stalker girl … stalker boy ..

You need to forget this place and just hook up together …

Kindred fucking spirits

Hide behind the fence …

I actually can’t put life into words anymore

It clearly incites people and encourages them further and further and further ..

Anyone would think you like err wanted me to kill myself ???

by LetsTalkAboutX January 11, 2023

poop or get off the fence

Accidental combination of two cliches. See "Shit or get off the pot" and "On the fence"

In the instance where a concerned outside party wants to encourage action on the part of a friend or family member, this sage advice is given to provide positive peer pressure to encourage an action. In some cases, no preference is given to either possible decision. In other cases, strong prejudice towards a particular path accompanies advice to "poop or get off the fence". This is in no way to be interpreted as a directive to poop on a fence.

You've been struggling with this decision for awhile now. Don't you think it's time you poop or get off the fence?

by Smileydean7 March 17, 2014

jumping the fence

it's the moment when you are trapped in a bad situation, and you are quickly trying to get away hoping things won't get worse.

also referred to as 'jumped the fence'

NICK- Dude, i punched Elle in the boob at Josh's party!
RONNY- Did she know it was you?
NICK- No...but i've been jumping the fence ever since

by LGLG October 28, 2008