Farte Blanche

Unrestricted power to fart at one's own discretion. Permission to fart freely.

She gave her husband farte blanche to stink up the bedroom.

by Friedlad August 21, 2013

Fatred

A combination of the words hatred and fat. When a fat person takes their self hatred out on other people because they spend their lives eating their own feelings.

Man that huge girl in my class is being such a bitch. She must be trying to unload her fatred on everybody cause she's such a whale!

by Jdgriff February 22, 2010

farterplatten

A dish composed of salted cured meats, smoked and variety meat sausages, and various pickled cabbage products

Hans enjoyed his farterplatten, but the aftermath caused tension in his household

by JoJoh September 28, 2006

Farteque

Flatulence that smells like barbeque; the act of releasing such gas

Kyle cheesed out a total farteque after our Sunday cookout, the odor cleared the room.

by crummond December 9, 2008

Fartenese

A language dialect of the Ancient Stinkys, thought to be invented by a smoking hot guy after farting beside his girlfriend

*faaart*
Girl: Ewwwwww did you just fart? :/
Boy: Yes, but it means i really like you in fartenese

by togapixie May 25, 2011

Farte Blanche

Having the freedom to fart whenever you want, which men don't have when they are around women.

After scoring with a chick, Robbie never sleeps over because he can't go all night without having farte blanche.

by Robbie Todman June 20, 2016

faredah

Faredah is such an amazing person. Her wide beautiful eyes and wonderful laugh is the most wondrous thing in the world. Just knowing her is such a privilege in life. <3333

Faredah has many siblings.

by idk,askmimi October 11, 2020