Faucist

Cross between a fascist and a fauci

He thinks gun violence is a heath issue and has become a faucist

by MeWebster July 17, 2021

fascistinating

To express intense interest over all things Fascist.

The skinheads found the new nazi exhibit rather fascistinating, as it gave them a sense of misguided purpose.

by muntumbomoklik October 16, 2006

Facestrated

Facebook frustration. When you are frustrated with facebook for any reason, whether it keeps showing an error, won't let you login, won't upload photos, etc.

"Sorry I haven't been able to post the pictures from your wedding, I've been having a problem uploading any photos onto facebook lately!!!"

"Oh, sounds like someone's a little facestrated."

by myownpersonalpseudonym February 10, 2010

famista

Another way of saying fam; meaning a family member, close pal, or friend.

Hey famista, what’s poppin 🅱️

by ilikepastaaaa February 23, 2018

Facestool

I man that loves women to sit there pussy and butthole directly onto his face.

Jim has been the facestool of the office since now the women know about his skills

by Admiral radman February 8, 2019

Fatistuta

A rotund man in their mid 30s who plays 5 a side football.

A fatistuta “used to have it” but has “lost a yard”.

and carries weight that he did not in his glory days. In spite of this, he still showcases an admirable level of skill

Often seen with a purple fiorentina shirt, snug to the middle region and declaring “he’s still got it, lad has..." after scoring a tap in from 5 yards. This is known as a 'Fatigol'.

"He's a decent player, at least he used to be. He's become a bit of a Fatistuta these days..."

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

facst

Your friend is dyslexic they were probably trying to write "facts"

"Yeah facst mate"|
"what?"
"I'm dyslexic"

by Cigarettes_ October 6, 2021